Cave Crew Radio Episode 39 A burning heap of black stuff

Time: 12/01/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Hold on tight, there is lots going on in this episode. Make sure you stay until the end the last 30 minutes will have you in stitches. We start the show with Big B's son and Choo Choo's daughter both vomiting all over the house. Dirty sheets, milk curds you get the idea. We then reveal our note books and the secrets inside. We gain access to the minutes from a recent meeting at the allotment. It seems to leave more questions then answers, and what is it that brings the hosts to tears? There is another edition of Take the Bait. Tumble dryers, stray cats, Helen Keller is possessed, ghost peppers up your ass, humus kabobs, dial up internet and porn, metal coat hangers, and the dangers of licorice. Get our drift? Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on YouTube. We have set up a patreon account if you would like to support the show http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio

 

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 37 I call Bull Shit

Time: 11/17/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back this is the fallout show after the election and the 3 amigos are all in studio. Now that the dust is settled we take a look at some of the events over the past week in regards to the election. Stu and DK are having a hoot looking in from the outside and Big B needs to let off some steam. We debut a new segment Taking the bait. Where the hosts and the audience must tell if a story is fake or true. All 3 hosts interpret the rules differently and it goes sideways as usual. We meet a new friend Andy, hear about a snowflake society, riding on a double decker bus , and the down with Donald pin. We think Big B is suffering from Anti Anti Trump Syndrome and so much more. Cave Crew Radio is broadcast live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on YouTube. See ya next week.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 (Election Special) Extra terrestrial election turrets

Time: 11/08/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: A truly historic date deserves an equally epic show. Its a special Tuesday night edition of the cave. We are covering the biggest election in the modern age. Trump vs Clinton. Big B is providing updates on the election through out the show. DK is moderating and Choo Choo Stu is doing his thing. The man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool also stops by for this epic event. Aside from our political banter on the election we manage to bring you some other angles. What are Big B's snack and beverage choices, we bring you the ever popular Stu cam, when he decides to break in to his neighbors house for free wifi. We play a round of breaking news with Matty. A man with no legs and no arms is on the run, and a teacher gets a dildo stuck in her bumb. What is Stu planning on the allotment if Trump wins. Of course we give our predictions. Who wins the monkey or the goat. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday on www.cavecrewradio.com and on youtube Cave Crew TV

 

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep36 Rusty Rv and digestive turrets

Time: 11/03/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well the hiatus is over and some things are just worth the wait. DK, Big B and Choo Choo Stu arrive in the studio full of fire this week. We make our final predictions for the US presidential race and Big B has his first rant in a month. Then it appears that Choo Choo Stu has a rare digestive disorder and it makes for more fun in the studio. We then discuss Halloween and DK has an issue with some of the treats that are handed out. Then Choo Choo Stu tells us what its like at Sir Big B's house, all decked out in a robe and a Cravat. To restore order DK attempts to introduce 2 news stories about freaky pregnancies. Just then the boys decide they are going to make up the story from the headline. Choo's daughter gets pierced and DK's son is in a soccer tug of war, of course we play some wing sings for Big B and DK gives an update on the message potatoes. There is so much we couldn't squeeze it all in. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on youtube Cave Crew TV. We are also on Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the podcast radio network. See ya next week!

 

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep35 Wing sings Wissam jizzum

Time: 09/29/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave folks. Stu is back with DK and Big B feeling better than ever after his venture as a woman and a bout with the man flu. We kick of the show talking about sick days and wages in England, the USA, and Canada. But like always things take a delightful strange turn. DK plays another Wing song for Big B, and a new tune called Pen apple pineapple pen. We talk about a company that will send a potato with your message on it. Also there is a new mask out for Halloween and its a fully functional vagina mask, there is the lady who started a go fund me to support her move after she found 2 burglars having sex on her coach, and a woman who tried to stop a urine test by calling in a bomb threat. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and replays Saturdays at 8pm on the Podcast Radio Network. Please be sure to join our Facebook group and check out video from our Youtube channel.

 

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep34 Sound guy and the bot fly

Time: 09/22/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave everybody. This week Choo is out with the sniffles, so Big B and DK are joined by guest Jeff Gross. Jeff is a sound engineer in Hollywood and has worked on such films as Zombieland and Money Ball. First up we get an inside look at how the sound effects are made and come about in film. DK then dares to ask how they do the sound effects in porn. Let the fun begin. Big B has another disastrous commute home leading to some hate for the UN council, and DK is being tormented by a house fly. We have a story about a woman who is now farting out of her vagina and welcome to the world of egg plant flavored condoms. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and replays on the Podcast Radio Network on Saturdays at 8pm. Dont forget to check us out and subscribe on Youtube.

 

Cave Crew Radio Ep33 Pretty in pink and the color of money

Time: 09/15/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well welcome back cave dwellers we have arrived after our 4 week summer break, to continue where we left off and to explore uncharted areas. Choo Choo Stu arrives in studio with a very shocking surprise for Big B and DK, all we can tell you is its very pink around the studio tonight. Big B has had plenty of time to consider his latest rant against society. A football player who refuses to stand for the national anthem is his latest target. We talk about a woman arrested for stealing 3 french fries, and another lady who had her pet rock stolen. Listen with us as DK just tries to digest what is happening to the show. Cave Crew Radio now airs live on Thursday nights at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on the Podcast Radio Network Saturdays at 8pm eastern. Please inquire about shirts and limited edition Choo Choo Stu mugs. We always need your support. Contact us to find out how you can help the show at cavecrewradio@gmail.com

 

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep32 Retarded beard oil

Time: 08/17/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers for this weeks episode. Choo Choo has a new microphone and its causing him some trouble at the start, but he recovers and joins us in studio. Tonight we look at a couple of strange teachers one who wanks off balloons to demonstrate static electricity and another that forgot her pants on her first day the job. We admire Big B's excellent beard and Stu informs us of an oil in England. DK then proceeds to play some clips of one of Big B's favorite radio stars. How does this end? Well we pick up the phone and call him of course. There is more talk of DK's recent obsession with tomatoes and his desire to raise money. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Wednesday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and then again on Saturdays 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network.

 

Cave Crew Radio Episode 31 Bad Tomatoes and a #44

Time: 08/10/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back everyone. This weeks show gets a little strange. Big B starts things off with a story of a chap climbing a building in New York City. Choo Choo educates us on a garden he rents called an allotment. He tells of an altercation between his wife and the manager of the grounds. We then phone the President of the allotment to get his side of the story. We soon settle down and learn of an ATM that serves fresh pizza in Ohio. This leads into Stu telling us about his vending machine at work. We finally get back to some news out of Florida. Including a mother who drives her children to shoot bb guns at a homeless guy, a man who delivers pizza and fireworks to the lady of his dreams and a woman arrested for trying to inject an undercover cop with Botox. All this and some chatter about the Olympic games in Rio. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network. Remember in exchange for sending DK 5 dollars you will receive a tomato. Until next time, stay weird.

 

Time: 08/03/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back dwellers for another sizzling episode of CCR. This week we are joined by comedian/radio host Steve Cooper from Cooper Talk Radio (www.coopertalk.net ) He hangs out with us for some laughs, tells us the story about his hat collection and we discuss his book Stop the Salt (www.stopthesalt.com) We discuss a new after school program that may be visiting your neighborhood, the USA mens basketball team has rented a cruise ship in RIO, and a man sits in a Chinese airport for 10 days waiting for his online bride. Also, Stu blacks out and DK's google shuts down. All in the middle of the show being reviewed. Cave Crew Radio airs live at 9pm eastern at www.cavecrewradio.com also on Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network. Until next time.

 

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 29 Cooking tables with the pee pee boy


Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 29
 Special guest Carla
Cooking tables with the pee pee boy

 Time: 07/28/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Welcome for a special Thursday night edition of the cave. The whole cast is back together for this blockbuster show. We start off by allowing our American host Big B to have his say about the Democratic convention. This of course leads to all kinds of side conversation has the Canadian and the Brit chime in. Then staying on course we welcome our dear friend Carla in the studio. After chatting Pokemon's and carrots she drops a bombshell on us about 2020. We cover a story about the Hibachi restaurant in Tennessee, where a woman claims she was sexually assaulted by a little toy named Pee Pee Boy. DK then decides talking about this is not enough and we call the restaurant for an on air interview. Finally , Choo Choo Stu after hearing last weeks show decides he wants to call a Chinese massage parlor. Our choice, the Happy Day Spa in Spokane, Washington. Were sorry if we ran a little long but we were having fun. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network. Be sure to take a look at our Youtube page for some CCR TV. Until next week...

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 28 Pierce the nipple of the kitchen steward

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 29
 Pierce the nipple of the kitchen steward

 Time: 07/20/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Welcome to the show folks. The Big B has returned from Maine with a vengeance. This week Choo Choo is away in Spain. First Big B tells us about his drive thru New Hampshire and then DK gets started on the Pokemon's again. But this time he has invented his own game to counteract it. We talk about strange sex toy accidents and yes there are beats bullets , electric toothbrushes and something called a Jack Rabbit the ripper involved. Then the boys take to the phones in Vancouver, Canada. First DK decides he needs a job and has an interesting approach. Then Big B introduces us to Pierre Lacroix a guy who wants to learn the trade at a Chinese massage parlor. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 27 Bonkers in Yonkers


Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 27 Bonkers in Yonkers
 Guest host Uncle Albert

 Time: 07/13/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave. Big B is vacationing in Maine so we ask Uncle Albert from Yonkers to join Choo Choo Stu and DK. We explore what this Pokemon Go fuss is all about, with Stu's first hand report. A young lady in Pennsylvania was arrested for having loud sex, Stu introduces us to a new British swear term, woman crashes into a house while praying, we call the Fappy hotline and Stu bumps his head. This week in call a random Chinese restaurant we call San Jose, California. Cave Crew Radio is live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and replayed on the Podcast Radio Network Saturdays at 8pm eastern.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 26 Jimmy the woodchuck and Stackys Sandwiches

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 26

 Jimmy the woodchuck from Stacky sandwiches 

Time: 07/06/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers. Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK are all in the house this week. Tonight we recap the gender neutral situation in Canada, and find out from Big B what its like to work for a Japanese firm. Also on tap, a man punches a bear in the face, a selfie taking tourist falls from Machu Picchu, police rescue a sex doll, and we consider buying a Firby or a Teddy Ruxpin. Then we turn our attention to Call a Random Chinese restaurant. This week we call our friends in Denver, Colorado. A man called Ralph from Dell and a sandwich swapping deal are on board. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and in syndication on the podcast radio network Saturdays at 8pm eastern. Catch you next week.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 25 Scanned dicks and magic tricks

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 25
 Scanned dicks and magic tricks 

Guest Matt Vanderpool 

 Time: 06/30/2016 09:00 PM EDT 
Episode Notes: Welcome back to a Thursday edition in the cave everyone. This week Big B is away on a conference call to Japan, so we bring in the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool to keep is seat warm. DK has absolutely lost his mind over the fact that you can now call yourself gender neutral on your ID. Once he recovers from that we get the ball rolling. A man decides to scan his penis at the super market, a magic trick that will make you loose your undies, and the mystery of the prosthetic leg. Then its time to play call a random Chinese restaurant. This week we head to Ogden Utah and call the Fuji Dragon and Zhangs Chopsticks. What happens when we inquire about cooking our dead cat? Cave Crew Radio airs every Wednesday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com look for us on Itunes and Stitcher and on the Podcast Radio Network Until next time folks enjoy.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 24 There is no one named Mike in China

Cave Crew Radio Episode 24

 There is no one named Mike in China

 Time: 06/22/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Well its the first show of summer kids and this show is sizzling with crazy crew antics. This week we recognize a hero in our ranks. It appears that Choo Choo Stu while out for a swift half of a shandy, rescued the Princess Mortlock and saved the day. Also on tap Selfie Sticks and the crimes they commit and Big B's thoughts on punishment. We talk scary movies and a chap that had a heart attack because he was so scared, we are in search for a show DJ and we debut one from an insane asylum on the Isle of Shepley. Then its the return of Call a Random Chinese Restaurant. Our target this week is Albuquerque, New Mexico. Big B and Stu both take a shot at it, but its Stu's last call you are going to want to hear. DK finally receives his shirt, both boys are waiting for their limited edition Choo Choo Stu mugs, and so much more. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and also on CCR TV on you tube. All our apparel is from our sponsor Unworked Apparel. Catch you next week for a special Thursday edition of the show.