Welcome back to the cave. This week. The wonderful life of Choo Choo Stu takes a dramatic turn. When Stu tells us the story of, seeing his future wife's bedroom from another girls room. Stu tells of us of the early days of his courtship. Including sleep walking, taking apart a stove and an area rug sleeping bag. We also cover a story of a young English gal that marries a tree. Both Stu and DK use vaping has a means to quit smoking. We try to present the facts of recent deaths and sickness and our look on vaping. Mike Jolitz returns for another fantastic segment of Mike Reads the News. Its the fastest 3 minutes in radio. DK has been to the optometrist and reveals he has high cholesterol, and Big B shares a similar story he had at the eye doctor. Then its time for the Amazon Fresh debate. Choo Choo Stu swears by it, Big B provides an alternative and DK just cant seem to wrap his head around it. Then DK shares with Big B the return of his good friend Alex. Alex is doing his sixth anniversary show for fish keepers and we have clips. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 8pm eastern 5pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com simulcasting on Raw Talk Online and Facebook Live. We also syndicate on Radio Haver in Scotland, on YouTube and where ever podcasts are found. We have T shirts available on the home page and join us on Facebook and Twitter just search cave crew radio. Next week Stu brings us to his wedding and tells us the story of We named him Vicar Hackinam
The boys are back for another season. We have a jam packed show. Big B's former and employer and the man that fired him, are involved in not one, but two scandals! The Japanese boss was called home for sexual harassment. DK demands to know what happens when they are called home? Then another co worker is charged with embezzling millions of dollars.
The Wonderful world of Choo Choo Stu continues with the nightmare taxi ride and the fatal attraction girl.
We have a public service announcement involving hurricane Dorian with a Florida man who has an idea on how to stop it and the always entertaining Frankie the Weatherman.
Then its the fastest 3 minutes in radio. When Mike Jolitz reads the news.
Finally we have a news story about a lightning bolt hitting a septic tank and causing an explosion from the fart gas. We way in on the merit of this and if it would be possible.
Choo Choo Stu and DK discuss the vaping controversy and Stu has a new tattoo!
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Coming up next week, Choo Choo Stu tells the story of I can see my future wife's bedroom from some other girls room.
On this weeks show we continue the ongoing history of the wonderful life of Choo Choo Stu. When we left off last week Stu was about to tell us about, a mistress an American prostitute and 3 blokes. So let the adventure continue. We learn of his experiences with the prostitute and the identity of the 3 blokes. Uncle Nick enters the story as well. Hear how Stu played harmonica for an Irish cover band and so much more.
Also on tap for this week. Choo Choo is peeing red because he is eating too many beets. Could this get him some time off work? DK is back from vacation and he has some stories from his trip to Ohio and the Cedar Point amusement park, Big B also tells us about his experience with roller coasters. We have a public service announcement. It appears that there is danger with sex robots. A simple error in a code could cause them to turn against the user and cause harm or even death. Listen has we dive into this story. Mike Jolitz returns with the headlines and the news.
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Don't miss next week when we pick up on Stu's life timeline with a nightmare taxi ride with the fatal attraction girl.
We are back! Summer is quickly coming to end. Join Sir Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK for a brand new live release. A little bit of a back story to this one. For years Choo Choo Stu has been entertaining us with colorful girlfriends and people from his past. Recently DK was taking part in a 12 hour live stream to raise money for a 10 year old boy with a brain tumor. Almost completely exhausted DK was joined by Sir Big B and Choo Choo Stu, the viewers demanded an improv Cave Crew Radio. Anyway Stu began to tell his stories of old. DK then asked if these people. The one leg aborigineese girl, the pot washer had names. Big B began to document names and dates, and the next thing you know we were drawing a historical tree. Fast forward to this week. We pick up where we left off and continued to dive deeper into our timelines and stories. This is a show that was 5 years in the making. Whether you are a long time listener or a first timer the details of the events and the people finally move from legend to truth. We have a feeling this may just be the beginning of what really is the most wonderful life of the most interesting man on the planet.
Also this week
The premier of our new news correspondent Mike Jolitz from the Big Big Show. Mike recently decided to stop doing his show, so we jumped at the opportunity to make him the newest member of the crew, If you dont already know Mike, listen up for this weeks segment.
Big B was a guest on Grey Matters Radio with Mike Devine. Was Epstein really suicide?
Choo Choo Stu is doing some renovations and getting a new tattoo.
DK is taking up vaping.
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Below is the time line of Choo Choo Stu’s stories
Hot off of learning all about the Amish, we are taking a slight right turn this week. Patrick Henry makes his return. When we first met Patrick a YouTube star documenting what is was like to be an Englishman in New York City, it was very intriguing. Well now Patrick has picked up and moved to Utah! Of course we get his take on the Mormons, and its alot of fun.
Patrick is also involved in a project involving virtual reality to train sports.
He is still making YouTube videos and his infant son has a channel too.
Here how he went across the the great salt lake on an electric skateboard.
Choo Choo Stu is still away under mental evaluation after Dr. Mikes visit.
England has a new prime minister named Boris and of course when politics come up, Big B loses his mind!
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We will be on a short hiatus to enjoy our summer and take a break to refuel for season 6. DK will also be doing a 12 hour fundraiser for a 9 year old cancer patient named Ray Ray. Stay tuned for more!
Welcome back to the madhouse that is Cave Crew Radio. This week we welcome special guest Raymond the Amish Comic back to the show. Also filling in has co host is Al The Producer from Wrestle Me This. Choo Choo Stu and Big B are still undergoing psychic evaluations after Dr Mikes visit.
This time around Raymond does not disappoint. You can hear DK laughing from beginning to end.
Here is a sample of topics...
Rays hot wife and cruising around to Frank Zappa.
Old time telephones and young people today.
DK insists again that Raymond reminds him of Isaac from Children of the Corn.
The difference between the Amish and the Mennonites and so much more.
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Next week the party continues with the return of Patrick Henry an Englishman in the USA
Plus the endless summer of give aways continues for our live audience!
Its time for the annual mental health check up on the crew. So its the return of none other than Dr Mike Devine. Last year was so much fun we had to do it again.
This year Mike has us send him a hand drawn picture of our house, and us in a tree. What does this say about our mental state? Then Mike has a fill in the blank exercise. When all is said and done we get our annual review. The results? Listen in.
Mike tells us how we inspired and helped him start his own radio show, Gray Matters Radio. We get a chance to learn about this show and we think Big B would be a perfect guest.
Check out the show here https://www.graymattersradio.org/
Then its time for Mike to chime in with us on weird news
Metro condemns passenger who slid naked through Melbourne train
Female swinger suffers heart attack after 'overdoing it' during orgy
Loud fart gives away suspect's hiding spot, leads to arrest
Finally we turn the tables and DK, Choo Choo and Big B evaluate Mike.
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Next week the endless summer beach party returns with Raymond the Amish Comic
The Endless Summer Beach Party continues and this week we are going even more global then usual. This week Drew Carson is live in Studio from Scotland. We discuss several topics including.
Mind Garden on Amazon Prime
The Drew Carson show
Orchid Grove Audio Drama
Then its on to the weird news. This week we have
Florida man throws feces at judge during trial, misses — and is acquitted
Police: Alleged Copper Thief Electrocutes Himself, Dies
Alabama Man On The Lam Insists He Didn't Give Meth To 'Attack Squirrel'
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Congratulations to Rosie and Mike Jolitz....your prizes are in the mail
Stay tuned for next weeks give aways!!
Let the madness begin! We kick off our second annual Endless Summer Beach Party with none other than the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool. We start the show with Stu broadcasting from what appears to be a porno casting couch. Anyways we digress
First up we are searching for customer service from TLC Pearls so we call the number and we reach a call center in India, Salami Kar Po Po is the one that answers.
Choo Choo Stu tells us about an English delicacy called suet.
Well we start with this FLORIDA MAN ACCUSED OF STEALING POOL FLOATS SAYS HE DID IT FOR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION 'INSTEAD OF RAPING WOMEN What Stu has in store for us is another story all together.
Driver Accused Of Hitting Squad Car While Looking For 'Saved By The Bell' Clip On Phone
Drunk man terrorizes streets of small Polish town in Soviet tank
All this and so much more on this weeks show.
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Next weeks special guest all the way from Scotland is Drew Carson.
Its a special Friday night show and you know we are ready for the weekend. Choo Choo Stu is kicked out of his log cabin has we return to our routes on good ole Urine Stench Alley. We decide that Sir Big B should have a pewter statue in his honor, and google maps should consider this an English land mark.
Justine Bieber has challenged Tom Cruise to a UFC fight and we relive epic celebrity battles of the past. In honor of Tom Cruise, DK announces that Stu and Big B will square off in Scientology trivia later in the show.
In response to the men's slapping competition, we learn there is now a low blow booty slapping championship in Siberia. Well you know we will need to take a deep dive on this one.
Also on this weeks episode
Arizona man gets bit while trying to barbecue a rattlesnake and
Florida man steals car, kills dog chases man with ax, found naked in chicken coop.
We are just one week away from our Endless Summer Beach Party 2. We are planning on bringing in some special guests and more major announcements during our favorite season.
We will also be continuing with our weekly give aways to people attending the shows live. This week we let the listeners name the episode and the crew voted on the winner. Congratulations Rich. Your Cave Crew Radio Mug is in the mail!!!
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We are back and to start the show it is just Big B and DK. We decide to hold a contest with our live audience to see what time Stu will appear on air. Well it turned out Eric Evil was our winner and we have shipped him a Cave Crew Radio T Shirt of his choice. All our merchandise is available at http://www.cavecrewradio.com Be listening all summer as we intend to have more great giveaways.
The show starts with a story about some Canadian professors that believe Dodge Ball is bullying. We dive into this as well as the current state of inclusiveness in society.
While we are waiting for Stu, Big B shows some pictures and we have questions about a sauce that is simply labelled hot. Once Stu arrives we get our answer, even if its not the one we want to here.
From here on out the show is dedicated to a deep dive into glory holes. Who is the pusher and who is the person that just opens their mouths. How is this arrangement made. Who sets up the glory hole. What are the rules of glory hole. You are going to learn more than you want to about glory holes on this weeks show but it will be fun. That much we can promise.
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Well we are finally back after our short hiatus and we have one crazy show in store for you. It's been a busy week for us here in the cave. We started out on Tuesday by invading Big B's heavy metal show, Metal Thunder Radio. The show is filled with great music but some how we are able to leave our mark. DK has a story about a weatherman that loses his shit over angry fans demand he aborts his weather cast and return to the bachloret. We talk about the lonely life of a weatherman and then discuss amber alerts.
Choo Choo Stu has arrived from work and is broadcasting from a log cabin he has built in his yard. After hearing about this, DK and Big B immediately assemble to ideas of how this latest project can be leveraged to their advantage.
At first it appears the only missing from this rustic castle is a bathroom, the ideas start to flow. But all of a sudden Stu teaches us a very cool new word. Pronounced Ur-ine-al the boys lose it and we go completely off course. Next up is all about bidet's and glory holes.
As we watch Stu's less then perfect stream, we decide he should start broadcasting live and start a cult. The era of enlightenment has arrived in the cave. Goodbye Urine stench Alley welcome to the temple of the Urineal.
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In just a few weeks it will be time for our Endless Summer Beach Party series as we wrap up Season 5, be sure to keep an eye out for some major announcements.
Its a full show for you this week. First DK has another package arrived and is going to open it on air. Then the conversation switches to products from China and according to Big B their weapons are of the highest quality. Enjoy has we see some of his samples that he ordered from China,
Choo Choo Stu is back from France and he has purchased a new guitar. A friend of his is having an album release party. DK thinks the music is catchy so he plays a clip for the audience.
There is big news from the UK this week with the birth of a new baby. Behold Prince Archie. If you want to hear about all the latest Royal news, you know you have come to the right place.
Also on tap this week:
A man in New Zealand excepts a bet. All he has to do is sit on a bee's nest.
Meet Pee and Poo the new mascots in Vancouver to educate us on things you can and cant flush down the toilet.
We hit the jackpot this week in Florida news. A woman is hiding an alligator in her yoga pants, a fart at the Dollar Store escalates, a man slams his lawn mower into a cop car, and another man is arrested for an "I eat ass" sticker on his pick up.
Wait there is more
Keeping on topic of bee's. DK gives Choo Choo and Big B a quiz to check their knowledge, and Choo Choo Stu tells us all about the Vomit Squad on the subway.
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This week there is more sickness in the Big B household, DK fixes a lawn mower and Choo Choo Stu has a visitor. Last week we were talking about safe words and DK has brought a story of 'intimacy coordinators' something that actors use during sex scenes in Hollywood. Well this leads to porn movies and actor performance which ultimately leads to 8 track sex tapes. We cant explain, you just need to listen.
Also up on this weeks show
A pregnant couple attempts to get neighbors to cook and clean for them using a new app.
Woman sends 159 thousand texts to man after their first date, threatens to make sushi from his kidneys and thats not all she does.
This week in Florida a man threatens to unleash his army of turtles on the area.
We talk about resorts, strange destinations, and someone has decided to call us the international panel of weird.
All this and so much more on this brand new episode.
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Here we go its our Easter Special. We have some Easter Trivia, and all the weird news from around the globe. Here is whats coming up on this weeks special edition.
The Archdiocese of Michigan is allowing members of the Catholic Church to eat Muskrat Fridays during lent. Would you eat it? We release our poll results. We also reveal the strangest things we have ever ate and find out that Big B is a picky eater.
A man is suing his parents for disposing of his porn collection. Like anything else in the Cave we begin talking about garbage pickers and recycling. You just never know where the story is going to lead us.
Time to go to Florida. A Florida teen has been arrested for a second time. The first time was for attempting to do a professional wrestling move on his principal, this time he is wrestling a plastic alligator in a pond at a mall. Of course he filmed it for his Instagram.
Next up we discuss a new study that suggests mens beards have more germs then dogs, enter Big B.
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How do we get even crazier then we already are. How about a special Friday night show. Big B has mailed us a present, Choo Choo Stu has received his in England. But DK's arrived has an empty envelope. Yet another scandal! Who stole DK's present. This year at the allotment we are growing Big B;s Beets and DK's Jerkin Gherkins. Anyway we digress. Here is what we have on this weeks show.
There is now a condom that takes 4 hands to open. That is leading the way for the no means no movement.
We have located a couple of churches. The first is removing sexual demons from the members. The second is a pastor that says all sodomites will get cancer and have flames shooting out their butt hole. We have audio of both.
This week in Florida, we have 4 stories. First up 3 women air drying at rest stop take cops on high speed chase. Next a man is accused of shop lifting days after buying 8 million dollar island. Then Florida man dies after winning roach eating contest, and finally a man is charged after being charged for the murder of his girlfriend by choking her during oral sex.
Wait there is more. Toddler locks mothers I phone for 45 years, and your google home device is listening in on you.
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After our short break the boys are back in the cave. This week we start by talking about Stu's new log cabin he is building, and DK and Big B weigh in on how there is always pieces that dont fit or having an extra piece. Cave Crew Radio has had its on pool league on a phone game, we get an update and the boys weigh in on the favorite game on their phones.
Also this week...
Building the wall will cause a shortage of avocados.
Canadian couple drives with corpse in van to avoid American health care.
Man is suing his boss because of stinky farts.
Delivery driver samples a milk shake and is caught on camera.
Fisherman has his line broken and stolen by a drunk mermaid.
All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday on www.cavecrewradio,com and in syndication on the Podcast Radio Network and Radio Haver from Scotland.
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This week our audio is fixed, for now. Choo Choo Stu is drinking Caesars for this week, a classic Canadian drink. Lets watch him has the show goes along. Big B was a guest on Raw and Real. He tells the story about Beaver Utah again and DK thinks it gets better every time he tells it. Choo Choo has been painting his house, he paints his neighbors fence because its ugly.
Also up this week. DK reports there is a now a DNA test kit for your dog, would you use one? Also the web seems to be having another tonight. In the saying Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, how many times to you Chugga?
Also this week...
A man loses his virginity to an extraterrestrial in the back seat of a ford.
Florida woman shop lifts and then proceeds to masturbate in the back of a van on the way to the police station.
Speaking of masturbation. A Texas legislator wants to impose a 100 dollar fine, every time a man masturbates and we have updates on Mama June and Robert Kraft.
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Its hard to believe it all started with an email from England 4 years ago and now we could not imagine a show without Choo Choo Stu. On tonight's show we take you back and relive some of the best moments of the last 4 years and continue to make memories for the future.
We are troubled by some strong winds in the studio so DK and Stu are knocked off the show a few times, but we persevere to get through.
Here is what we have in store from the Choo Choo Stu vault
The night Stu was picked up by the cops and we meet Constable Carson.
Stu contacts food poisoning from a sex act.
From Choo Mania the famous beer chugging contest.
Through the years Stu has composed alot of music, we have one of his songs.
The greetings and birthday wishes were pouring in. Thank you to Jason, Sheri, Mike Jolitz, Angry Old Man, Scimitar X, Rich and even Donald Trump.
Of course we have some news stories for you. Including a bus driver thats inebriated, who tells the students to F off and abandons the bus and a woman almost dies from oral sex.
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Its back by popular demand Open Mic night. We never know what to expect when we open the phone lines. Choo Choo Stu is away on assignment so its Big B and DK at the helm this week.
Last week we reported on Big B's urine sample going missing and we have a new theory from an outside source.
DK has a story about a loud fart interrupting a snooker championship in London, and of course we begin a conversation of why do you need to be quiet at sporting events.
Next up we call Sheri to join us on the show, it turns out she is an avid pool player and also a vegan. A vegan you say? Well in typical CCR form we play a game called Is it Vegan? Who wins this trivia game between Big B and Sheri?
There is a number on Big B's Vitamin water......so we call it.
Also this week...
There is yet another brawl at the buffet over crab legs.
The Keto diet has a disturbing side effect, it appears a smelly vagina is a side effect. We set out to find a cure. The Keto-douche.
A retirement party has some semen donuts served to its guests.
A man and his dog survive 5 days on Taco Bell hot sauce.
Next week we have a very special live show. Thursday March 14th 8pm eastern its Choo Choo Stu's 4th birthday celebration.
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