CCR 2020 Live You are in group C

August 1, 2020 Double K

DK and Big B are back in the cave, for another crazy ride. We talk about some hurricane we cant pronounce, a little play off hockey and Big B reveals what could be his brand new cook book. We continue to support our favorite weatherman Frankie Macdonald before his new world tour with a couple of new clips. A strange wedding invitation puts Big B and DK on opposite sides of the debate. A rough breakup leads a mum in Australia to get some strange prank calls. Apparently people are receiving random packages of seeds from China. We do our best to understand what is going on. If you have seeds send them to us so we can grow them in secrecy at the allotment. A farmer finds a prosthetic leg in his crops and reunites it with the owner. Cave Crew Radio broadcasts live on Facebook and on our YouTube channel Cave Crew TV You can download our podcasts anywhere. For all past episodes, official merchandise and other ways to support. Check out the homepage http://www.cavecrewradio.com We are on Facebook and Twitter just search Cave Crew Radio Next week DK is going fishing. See you when we return.

CCR Live 2020 Im to sexy for the Rona

March 29, 2020 Double K

Back again kids. Live from Canada, England, and the USA. First up we get a run down on what everyone has been up too. DK in Canada is still working and living as normal a life as possible. Big B in New York has been working from home and has not left his house in a week. Choo Choo Stu has been placed in quarantine in England because his wife was exhibiting symptoms. We have a new sponsor if you have not heard. Dickeys Barbecue at http://www.dickeys.com use #CaveCrew10 for 10% off We have news! An influencer from Tik Toc was joining in on the Corona virus challenge. He was filming himself licking toilets. Guess what he has the Rona! A large group of people in France, recently assembled to break a Guinness book of world record. 3500 Smurfs in one spot. Thats right...Smurfs We start to revisit some old times. Do you remember Lisa the one legged aboriginal? Well we get into some in depth conversation with Stu over her, just to pass some time. Cave Crew Radio is currently not following a set schedule. Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Twitter just search Cave Crew Radio to get updates. Be sure to check out our home page at http://www.cavecrewradio.com We also syndicate on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on You Tube.

CCR Season 6 An afternoon rendezvous with Olaf and a unicorn

October 28, 2019 Double K

Here we go again folks. Fasten your seat belts for the latest serving of madness from the cave.

Choo Choo Stu has written a song for his daughter after a break up. We premier Ben you peace of shit.

Things are heating up at the allotment. After a lorry was discovered with 29 Chinese nationals on it. Big B and DK are quick to accuse Dave and Wendy from the allotment being behind this is some way. Sir Big B is placing strict sanctions on the allotment and their supply of the black stuff immediately as Urine Stench Alley continues its war with the allotment.

Then in a very strange twist. Choo Choo Stu claims that he believes this show including Big B and DK are an alternate reality and a figment of his imagination.

We have Mike Jolitz back to read the news for the week.

Two stories this week from Florida this week. We have a sailor lost at sea, that claims he was sexually assaulted by mermaids and speaking of sexual assaults. A man at Target assaults 2 stuffed animals.

Then to wrap things up. A hitman hires a hitman who hires a hitman who hires a hit man and Stu disappears again!!!

Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 8pm eastern on http://www.cavecrewradio.com Raw Talk Radio online and Facebook Live.

We are also syndicated on Radio Haver in Scotland and on You Tube search Cave Crew TV.

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CCR Season 6 A lap dance on my vomit pants

October 5, 2019 Double K

This week Choo Choo Stu, Sir Big B and DK are back live in the studio. Big B has received a book for his 23 and me. We learn about his roots from Sierra Leone. Choo Choo Stu has a rat dead in his ceiling and he is using sachets to get rid of the smell. All three of us have new glasses.

Choo Choo Stu tells us about the threesome that almost happened in his musical Christmas socks and Big B has some stories about strippers.

Mike Jolitz reads the news, to cover all the latest headlines.

Also on tap. Greta Thunberg says we are destroying the planet and stealing her youth. A Russian man is suing apple for turning him gay, and a guy trips out at Disney Land after taking acid.

Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 8pm eastern on www,cavecrewradio.com and on Facebook Live and in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland and Cave Crew TV on YouTube.

CCR Season 6 Trying to find Googie Koogie

September 14, 2019 Double K

Welcome back to the cave. This week. The wonderful life of Choo Choo Stu takes a dramatic turn. When Stu tells us the story of, seeing his future wife's bedroom from another girls room. Stu tells of us of the early days of his courtship. Including sleep walking, taking apart a stove and an area rug sleeping bag. We also cover a story of a young English gal that marries a tree. Both Stu and DK use vaping has a means to quit smoking. We try to present the facts of recent deaths and sickness and our look on vaping. Mike Jolitz returns for another fantastic segment of Mike Reads the News. Its the fastest 3 minutes in radio. DK has been to the optometrist and reveals he has high cholesterol, and Big B shares a similar story he had at the eye doctor. Then its time for the Amazon Fresh debate. Choo Choo Stu swears by it, Big B provides an alternative and DK just cant seem to wrap his head around it. Then DK shares with Big B the return of his good friend Alex. Alex is doing his sixth anniversary show for fish keepers and we have clips. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 8pm eastern 5pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com simulcasting on Raw Talk Online and Facebook Live. We also syndicate on Radio Haver in Scotland, on YouTube and where ever podcasts are found. We have T shirts available on the home page and join us on Facebook and Twitter just search cave crew radio. Next week Stu brings us to his wedding and tells us the story of We named him Vicar Hackinam

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CCR Season 5 Stu's glory hole imporium

June 8, 2019 Double K

We are back and to start the show it is just Big B and DK. We decide to hold a contest with our live audience to see what time Stu will appear on air. Well it turned out Eric Evil was our winner and we have shipped him a Cave Crew Radio T Shirt of his choice. All our merchandise is available at http://www.cavecrewradio.com Be listening all summer as we intend to have more great giveaways.

The show starts with a story about some Canadian professors that believe Dodge Ball is bullying. We dive into this as well as the current state of inclusiveness in society.

While we are waiting for Stu, Big B shows some pictures and we have questions about a sauce that is simply labelled hot. Once Stu arrives we get our answer, even if its not the one we want to here.

From here on out the show is dedicated to a deep dive into glory holes. Who is the pusher and who is the person that just opens their mouths. How is this arrangement made. Who sets up the glory hole. What are the rules of glory hole. You are going to learn more than you want to about glory holes on this weeks show but it will be fun. That much we can promise.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 8pm eastern and 5pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and we now simulcast on the Raw Talk Online Network. We also are in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland.

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Coming June 20 with new contests, guests and more

CCR Season 5 Cancer in the butthole

April 27, 2019 Double K

This week there is more sickness in the Big B household, DK fixes a lawn mower and Choo Choo Stu has a visitor. Last week we were talking about safe words and DK has brought a story of 'intimacy coordinators' something that actors use during sex scenes in Hollywood. Well this leads to porn movies and actor performance which ultimately leads to 8 track sex tapes. We cant explain, you just need to listen.

Also up on this weeks show

A pregnant couple attempts to get neighbors to cook and clean for them using a new app.

Woman sends 159 thousand texts to man after their first date, threatens to make sushi from his kidneys and thats not all she does.

This week in Florida a man threatens to unleash his army of turtles on the area.

We talk about resorts, strange destinations, and someone has decided to call us the international panel of weird.

All this and so much more on this brand new episode.

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We also stream our video feed on Facebook Live and TV Livestream.

We are doing a monthly merchandise give away. This week send "I am weird" to cavecrewradio@gmail.com

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CCR Season 5 Dutch oven dog farts

April 6, 2019 Double K

After our short break the boys are back in the cave. This week we start by talking about Stu's new log cabin he is building, and DK and Big B weigh in on how there is always pieces that dont fit or having an extra piece. Cave Crew Radio has had its on pool league on a phone game, we get an update and the boys weigh in on the favorite game on their phones.

Also this week...

Building the wall will cause a shortage of avocados.

Canadian couple drives with corpse in van to avoid American health care.

Man is suing his boss because of stinky farts.

Delivery driver samples a milk shake and is caught on camera.

Fisherman has his line broken and stolen by a drunk mermaid.

All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday on www.cavecrewradio,com and in syndication on the Podcast Radio Network and Radio Haver from Scotland.

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CCR Season 5 There is a pirate ship in her pants

March 22, 2019 Double K

This week our audio is fixed, for now. Choo Choo Stu is drinking Caesars for this week, a classic Canadian drink. Lets watch him has the show goes along. Big B was a guest on Raw and Real. He tells the story about Beaver Utah again and DK thinks it gets better every time he tells it. Choo Choo has been painting his house, he paints his neighbors fence because its ugly.

Also up this week. DK reports there is a now a DNA test kit for your dog, would you use one? Also the web seems to be having another tonight. In the saying Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, how many times to you Chugga?

Also this week...

A man loses his virginity to an extraterrestrial in the back seat of a ford.

Florida woman shop lifts and then proceeds to masturbate in the back of a van on the way to the police station.

Speaking of masturbation. A Texas legislator wants to impose a 100 dollar fine, every time a man masturbates and we have updates on Mama June and Robert Kraft.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 8pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland and on the Podcast Radio Network.

You can download all past episodes on the home page and anywhere podcasts are found.

CCR Season 5 The prostitutes friend

February 16, 2019 Double K

We are back and spending Valentines with you. First off Sir B Big introduces the first recipe from his Big Book of Booze the Snow Mexican (recipe below). Well he is mixing his newest concoction, Choo Choo and DK field some questions from the crowd, including whats up with Prince Phillip and some Valentines day chat.

DK brings in an addition of CCR Live PD where this week in Detroit an undercover agent arrests an undercover agent posing has a drug dealer (with audio)

Also on tap this week

There was a brawl at a seniors residence over seating at a bingo game.

A ghost in a students apartment turns out to be an impostor wearing her clothes.

You can hunt big foot with Jose Consenco for 5000 dollars,

There is now an all girls exclusive boys scout troop in Ohio.

Bill Cosby is apparently very happy in jail and customers wait for orders in an A & W restaurant while it burns to the ground,

All this and so much more on this special Valentines edition of Cave Crew Radio

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Be sure to join the Facebook Group and follow us on Twitter search Cave Crew Radio

Here is the recipe for the Snow Mexican from Big B's Big Book Of Booze

1/2 oz Silver Tequila

1/2 oz Peppermint Schnapps

1 oz Canadian Mist Whiskey

3oz White Chocolate Liquer

1/2 oz Simple Syrup

Mix in an ice filled shaker & pour

CCR Season 5 I also have a thorn in my ass

February 6, 2019 Double K

Oops! We forgot to upload our latest episode. Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK are all back in studio this week. Big B is preparing 2 new drinks to debut on the next show, Its a polar vortex what happens when you forget to bring in your beer. Have you ever been so hammered you woke up somewhere strange. DK is having technical difficulties because of the weather so please bare with us,

Also on this weeks show,

How does Stu still have a thorn in his ass, 20 years later?

We have a Florida man who stole laxatives instead of narcotics,

A man is leaving bags of pee soaked bologna on his neighbors porches

We have a snow shovel fight between two women,

Stealing your neighbors wifi

Then Choo Choo and Big B take over the show due to DKs internet issues. Upon his return they try to convince him its the beginning of the show on loop again. Make the best of a bad situation i guess.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 8pm eastern 5pm pacific on www,cavecrewradio,com

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This week in weird news episode 1

January 12, 2019 Double K

Big B is at a Jewish wedding and Stu is not available. So DK takes to the airwaves solo for This Week in Weird News. DK takes us on trip around the world with some of the strangest news of the week. He is joined by a full and fun chat room and Al the producer comes into chat.

This week

College student eats his exes fish and sends her a picture of his poop. "I found your fish"

A womans dry eyes is treated with erectile dysfunction cream.

Energy drink pulled off shelf because of prolonged erections

Substitute teacher poops and rubs it all over picnic tables.

and a lottery ticket mix up in the biggest way.

We also end up playing finish this nursery rhyme.

All in all it was great fun. Will DK do it again? Perhaps.

CCR "Christmas Office Party "We wish you a merry orgasm"

December 22, 2018 Double K

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In 2016 it was half a Christmas treee, in 2017 it was boxing day. This year join Choo Choo Stu, Big B and DK for the strangest Christmas yet. Choo Choo introduces us to something called crackers, DK has a funny hat and Big B is going to put together his kids toys drunk. DK draws Big B's name for the secret Santa audio clip gift exchange, and Choo Choo Stu is curious about Christmas around the world.

Also coming up this week

DK invents a cat in hat drinking game.and wrapped presents or gift bags.

We have more drama at the allotment, it appears the gypsies are occupying the sheds and the residents have had enough.

Some how we get on the topic queefing.

No funding no problem Trump gets a go fund me for the wall.

Never mind banning Christmas songs, how about a transgender Santa.

A man is mistaken for Bigfoot and gets shot.

A 16 year old loses virginity at Caribbean sex party

And annoying relatives during the holiday season.

We hope everyone has a safe and merry Christmas, we will see you soon.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday on http://www.cavecrewradio.com

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CCR Endless Summer Episode 8 Stolen Albanian DNA

August 11, 2018 Double K

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Here we go again! Twice bitten twice shy right? Join DK and the Big B for Open Mic part 2. The night starts out with Big B talking about ordering 23 and Ma and Ancestry dot com. DK is oblivious to all this. Apparently Big B has shipped a DNA sample to parts unknown to be analyzed. The part that bothers DK is they will tell you if you have a disease, would you do this?

Ding Ding! The first call of the night is the Commish from Wrestle Me This. After last weeks debacle, DK has prepared some random ice breaker questions. Lets here how the Commish responds, and he tells us what really happened when his computer blew up on air.

Ding Ding! The next caller is Brad from the Snow Plow Show. Brad weighs in on 23 and Me and we start talking about serial killers and horror movies.

On to the news…..

This week we have an English woman who has fallen in love with an Australian ghost and they plan to have kids. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-claims-shes-relationship-ghost-13038702?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

Then we have an Amish dude who started a horse and carriage uber. https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/amish-man-starts-uber-ride-service-with-his-horse-and-buggy

Finally Japanese models are now turning their armpits into billboards.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and now simulcasting on K A O S Radio at http://radiokaos.net/

Catch the Commish on Wrestle Me This here https://player.fm/series/wrestle-me-this-2408057

And listen to Brad Carter on the Snow Plow Show here http://snowplowshow.com/

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 24 There is no one named Mike in China

June 25, 2016 Brian Crean

Cave Crew Radio Episode 24

There is no one named Mike in China

Time: 06/22/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well its the first show of summer kids and this show is sizzling with crazy crew antics. This week we recognize a hero in our ranks. It appears that Choo Choo Stu while out for a swift half of a shandy, rescued the Princess Mortlock and saved the day. Also on tap Selfie Sticks and the crimes they commit and Big B's thoughts on punishment. We talk scary movies and a chap that had a heart attack because he was so scared, we are in search for a show DJ and we debut one from an insane asylum on the Isle of Shepley. Then its the return of Call a Random Chinese Restaurant. Our target this week is Albuquerque, New Mexico. Big B and Stu both take a shot at it, but its Stu's last call you are going to want to hear. DK finally receives his shirt, both boys are waiting for their limited edition Choo Choo Stu mugs, and so much more. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and also on CCR TV on you tube. All our apparel is from our sponsor Unworked Apparel. Catch you next week for a special Thursday edition of the show.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 23 Jellied eels and a sea sponge

June 17, 2016 Brian Crean

Cave Crew Radio 2016
Episode 23 Jellied eels and a sea sponge

Time: 06/15/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Be without worry our fearless listeners the boys are back in the cave this week for another exciting episode. This week we debate whether the earth is flat or round, a young lady has seemed to misplace her prosthetic hand,and we learn of urine absorbing panties and a sea sponge. Chef Stu is back in the kitchen this week serving up not one but two different dishes. Was he able to make Big B vomit? There is a Nigerian email scandal, and a glut of eggs. Also a surprise appearance by Constable Carson reveals that a very dear friend of the show has been abducted by someone in a onesie. Cave Crew Radio is live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com available on ITunes and Stitcher. If you would like to donate to the cause, hit us up on the home page.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 20 Doo Doo Stu and the ripped out fireplace

May 27, 2016 Brian Crean

Cave Crew Radio 2016

Episode 20 Doo Doo Stu and the ripped out fireplace part 1

Special Guest Carla "McScuse Me"

Time: 05/25/2016 09:00 PM EDT Episode Notes: Well DK is back from Florida and you just wont believe what he has walked into. Big B and Choo Choo Stu are also live in Studio. This week the crew dives in to the world of Bronies with special guest Erik the Swede. We explore and learn some shocking information about the underground world of My Little Pony. Avatars, dressing up and learning life lessons are all on board. With little time to spare next up is Carla (McScuse me bitch) with a live interview about her recent piece on transgender bathrooms. What is a polyamorous relationship, will you join the Bowel Movement of Solidarity? Also on board, DK has a dopple ganer, a popular radio host is coming out of the wood work. This episode left us all in such a state of confusion and with so many questions, we have decided to bring both guests back for a part 2. Oh lord save us now. Cave Crew Radio is sponsored by Unworked Apparel and we air every Wednesday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com For more information and to follow whats going on look for the Facebook group and add us on Twitter. Next week....the adventure continues.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 19 My little Erik and a suicide hot dog

May 27, 2016 Brian Crean

Cave Crew Radio Episode 19

My little Erik and a suicide hot dog

Time: 05/18/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome to this weeks show. This week DK is vacationing in Florida. So its Big B, Choo Choo Stu and Erik the Swede in studio. On this weeks tab its Choo Choo's wife having an unfortunate experience while driving with an open door, hear the tale of Big B inhaling a hot dog and what becomes of it, and Erik the Swede announces he will be attending a my little pony convention in Germany over the summer. DK tries to call in from Florida, does he ever get through, and Big B has a friend that has an interesting occupation named Pistol Pete. All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio is heard live every Wednesday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com Also look us up on Facebook and Twitter. Catch you next week!