Cave Crew Radio Choo Choo turns 4

Its hard to believe it all started with an email from England 4 years ago and now we could not imagine a show without Choo Choo Stu. On tonight's show we take you back and relive some of the best moments of the last 4 years and continue to make memories for the future.

We are troubled by some strong winds in the studio so DK and Stu are knocked off the show a few times, but we persevere to get through.

Here is what we have in store from the Choo Choo Stu vault

The night Stu was picked up by the cops and we meet Constable Carson.

Stu contacts food poisoning from a sex act.

From Choo Mania the famous beer chugging contest.

Through the years Stu has composed alot of music, we have one of his songs.

The greetings and birthday wishes were pouring in. Thank you to Jason, Sheri, Mike Jolitz, Angry Old Man, Scimitar X, Rich and even Donald Trump.

Of course we have some news stories for you. Including a bus driver thats inebriated, who tells the students to F off and abandons the bus and a woman almost dies from oral sex.

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CCR Season 5 Satan Meat and semen donuts

Its back by popular demand Open Mic night. We never know what to expect when we open the phone lines. Choo Choo Stu is away on assignment so its Big B and DK at the helm this week.

Last week we reported on Big B's urine sample going missing and we have a new theory from an outside source.

DK has a story about a loud fart interrupting a snooker championship in London, and of course we begin a conversation of why do you need to be quiet at sporting events.

Next up we call Sheri to join us on the show, it turns out she is an avid pool player and also a vegan. A vegan you say? Well in typical CCR form we play a game called Is it Vegan? Who wins this trivia game between Big B and Sheri?

There is a number on Big B's Vitamin water......so we call it.

Also this week...

There is yet another brawl at the buffet over crab legs.

The Keto diet has a disturbing side effect, it appears a smelly vagina is a side effect. We set out to find a cure. The Keto-douche.

A retirement party has some semen donuts served to its guests.

A man and his dog survive 5 days on Taco Bell hot sauce.

Next week we have a very special live show. Thursday March 14th 8pm eastern its Choo Choo Stu's 4th birthday celebration.

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CCR Season 5 Cock Tea and Salsa balls

This week in the cave we kick things off with Big B telling us a story about a recent visit to the doctor for some routine testing. A mystery unfolds as we try to discover how his urine has gone missing. DK, Choo Choo Stu and the listeners try to peace this puzzle together and figure out the possible destinations of Big B's missing pee.

There is no new drink this week being created so we decide to talk about our favorite beverage beer. Hear the favorites and opinions from Canada, the USA and England.

Then its time for a little bit of politics. Big B talks Cohen, DK talks Wilson-Raybold and Stu reviews Brexic.

Speaking of beer DK brings up a story about a new Lucky Charms Flavored beer.

During CCR Live PD we have 2 stories. First up a brawl at a buffet in Alabama over crab legs leads to arrest of 2 patrons, and a delivery driver in Tennessee is arrested after dipping his balls in salsa because of a small tip and he tapes it for Facebook.

Also on this weeks show

Americans excessive use of toilet paper is destroying the forests in Canada

A parrot is stuck on a roof and is not responding nicely to its rescuers.

All this and so much more.

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CCR Season 5 Vulnerable butt plugs

We are back live in the cave. To start things off Big B has another concoction from his big book of booze. The CCR (Recipe below). While he is making his latest masterpiece DK tells a story about a Hungarian amazon girl he once dated.

In a chat room request Big B tells the story of when he visited Beaver, Utah and the case of the stolen tractor.

Then we know winter is almost over when Choo Choo Stu has visited the allotment. Never to disappoint us he updates us on the gypsies invaders and then introduces us to a new kind of manure. The Green Stuff! Wait until you hear whats in it and how it compares to the black stuff.

Also on tap for this weeks show.

DK unveils this weeks CCR Live PD segment with a story of a large group of underage Amish teens busted for underage drinking.

Sex robots will soon be turned into murderers.

A group of college students are demanding an NHL team change their name.

Porta Potty explodes.

A Wisconsin school will no longer be giving awards to its cheer leaders for biggest boobs and nicest bum.

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Here is the recipe for this weeks drink The CCR

1 oz Canadian Mist

1 oz Beefeater Gin

1 oz Peach Brandy

2 oz Orange Juice

2 oz Simple Syrup

It's a very mellow drink. Definitely a spring/summer type drink

Stay tune for Big B's next drink....The prostitutes friend.

CCR Season 5 The prostitutes friend

We are back and spending Valentines with you. First off Sir B Big introduces the first recipe from his Big Book of Booze the Snow Mexican (recipe below). Well he is mixing his newest concoction, Choo Choo and DK field some questions from the crowd, including whats up with Prince Phillip and some Valentines day chat.

DK brings in an addition of CCR Live PD where this week in Detroit an undercover agent arrests an undercover agent posing has a drug dealer (with audio)

Also on tap this week

There was a brawl at a seniors residence over seating at a bingo game.

A ghost in a students apartment turns out to be an impostor wearing her clothes.

You can hunt big foot with Jose Consenco for 5000 dollars,

There is now an all girls exclusive boys scout troop in Ohio.

Bill Cosby is apparently very happy in jail and customers wait for orders in an A & W restaurant while it burns to the ground,

All this and so much more on this special Valentines edition of Cave Crew Radio

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Here is the recipe for the Snow Mexican from Big B's Big Book Of Booze

1/2 oz Silver Tequila

1/2 oz Peppermint Schnapps

1 oz Canadian Mist Whiskey

3oz White Chocolate Liquer

1/2 oz Simple Syrup

Mix in an ice filled shaker & pour

CCR Season 5 I also have a thorn in my ass

Oops! We forgot to upload our latest episode. Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK are all back in studio this week. Big B is preparing 2 new drinks to debut on the next show, Its a polar vortex what happens when you forget to bring in your beer. Have you ever been so hammered you woke up somewhere strange. DK is having technical difficulties because of the weather so please bare with us,

Also on this weeks show,

How does Stu still have a thorn in his ass, 20 years later?

We have a Florida man who stole laxatives instead of narcotics,

A man is leaving bags of pee soaked bologna on his neighbors porches

We have a snow shovel fight between two women,

Stealing your neighbors wifi

Then Choo Choo and Big B take over the show due to DKs internet issues. Upon his return they try to convince him its the beginning of the show on loop again. Make the best of a bad situation i guess.

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CCR season 5 Chapter 7 A purple motherfucker and snow Mexicans

Its Big B and DK in the cave this week. We are so excited about debuted on Radio Haver that Big B has decided to make them the national drink of Scotland. Upon further investigation we discover his homemade book of drink recipes.

Here is whats in store this week

KFC gravy candle

A man is arrested at a convenience store for trying on condoms.

Woman is shot after offering sex for 5 dollars and some Pringles.

We learn how to create a proper voodoo doll.

New survey...if a man cooks who should could clean?

Reusing margarine containers and is it fries and gravy or gravy fries.

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Bonus from Sir Big B

For everyone that listened last night, here is the recipe for a purple motherfucker

1oz vodka
1oz Southern comfort
1oz amaretto 
1oz razzmatazz (raspberry schnapps)
1oz sweet n sour mix

Mix in an ice filled shaker

Pour and add 7up (or Sprite) for taste

CCR Season 5 Chapter 6 Rose flavored Pringles

The crew is back and its time for Big B to award Choo Choo Stu and DK with their Asshole Merit badges. Lots on tap for this weeks show

A woman has been banned from Walmart for cruising around in an electric cart while drinking wine from a pringles can.

We review Bird Box and talk about the bird box challenge.

Prince Phillip age 97 is involved in a car accident,

China apparently tried to plant cotton on the moon.

KFC do you take the skin off the chicken?

Man pulls down pants on flight and takes a pee,

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This week in weird news episode 1

Big B is at a Jewish wedding and Stu is not available. So DK takes to the airwaves solo for This Week in Weird News. DK takes us on trip around the world with some of the strangest news of the week. He is joined by a full and fun chat room and Al the producer comes into chat.

This week

College student eats his exes fish and sends her a picture of his poop. "I found your fish"

A womans dry eyes is treated with erectile dysfunction cream.

Energy drink pulled off shelf because of prolonged erections

Substitute teacher poops and rubs it all over picnic tables.

and a lottery ticket mix up in the biggest way.

We also end up playing finish this nursery rhyme.

All in all it was great fun. Will DK do it again? Perhaps.

CCR Season 5 Chapter 5 Dining on Anus Stew

First show of 2019 and Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK are in the house. We start by reminiscing about our start in January of 2015 and how we met Choo Choo Stu. The rest has they say is history. We all give a recap of our holidays and New Years festivities, and there is a flu again in the Big B house. But hey if you had a doctor that prescribed whiskey you would get sick too!

Speaking of New Years we recap the network coverage and give our review. DK tells a story how NBC didn't even show the ball drop and Chrissy Teigen is talking about vagina steaming. Hey now! Here we go now. Big B googles it and gives us a lesson, apparently mug wort is a popular ingredient. Now the live crowd is warming up to us.

Also on this weeks show

We have another recall! Condoms are in danger of bursting.

There is a man who thinks he found anus in is curry stew purchased at Tesco, and Stu seems to understand.

Mack Baggs a transgender wrestler is doing nothing but winning.

and there is a bacterial outbreak at a naked sex club.

Then we talk a little bit of sports and the value of learning to lose.

All this and so much more on tap for our debut show of 2019. We would like to thank the large crowd that turned out to listen and watch us live, we enjoyed interacting with you through out the show.

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January sees us debuting in the UK on Radio Haver and we are pumped for our UK take over. Until next time cave dwellers stay weird!

A Choo Choo Stu and DK Kwanzaa Bonanza

Special Wednesday show on tab this week, Its Boxing Day, its Kwanzaa, Its Choo Choo Stu and DK.

We start of the show by explaining we have no idea, despite our best attempt what Kwanzaa is. But its a cool name so we will roll with it.

Stu and DK do a recap of all their gifts and wonderful food they ate. Choo Choo's food keeps repeating on him, what flavor is next. Is this a compliment to the chef when you get to enjoy it over and over.

DK tells the story of his disabled turkey.

We still don't know what Kwanzaa is.

Somehow we get on the subject of turnips and Stu explains it could be a swede.

DK has a Google home, oh the fun that shall be had, and the fact checkers job is now obsolete.

Stu is doing home improvement and You Tube is saving the day.

We even have some weird news. Would you call 911 if you got snow pants for Christmas.

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CCR "Christmas Office Party "We wish you a merry orgasm"

In 2016 it was half a Christmas treee, in 2017 it was boxing day. This year join Choo Choo Stu, Big B and DK for the strangest Christmas yet. Choo Choo introduces us to something called crackers, DK has a funny hat and Big B is going to put together his kids toys drunk. DK draws Big B's name for the secret Santa audio clip gift exchange, and Choo Choo Stu is curious about Christmas around the world.

Also coming up this week

DK invents a cat in hat drinking game.and wrapped presents or gift bags.

We have more drama at the allotment, it appears the gypsies are occupying the sheds and the residents have had enough.

Some how we get on the topic queefing.

No funding no problem Trump gets a go fund me for the wall.

Never mind banning Christmas songs, how about a transgender Santa.

A man is mistaken for Bigfoot and gets shot.

A 16 year old loses virginity at Caribbean sex party

And annoying relatives during the holiday season.

We hope everyone has a safe and merry Christmas, we will see you soon.

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CCR Christmas special 2 Cotton picking anal probes

The crew is back for this holiday spectacular. Special guest Matt Vanderpool was unable to attend but fear not Big B,, Choo Choo Stu , DK and a full house in the chat room are rocking the place,

Big B continues to brag about his candles. Choo Choo Stu is stuck in a traffic jam at 1am. Also Choo Choo joins the club, he has glasses.

We have news from the Allotment! There has been a rash of break ins, clothes are missing and there is poop!

We have a new parody of baby its cold its outside.

The results are in from our cats vs dogs poll and here we go again.

Then we explore the history of Rock and Roll like only we can.

Also on tap in the news

There is a tampon recall, a man confesses to kidnapping and anal probing, disguised has an alien, a drunk driver hands over a burger instead of his licence and a kid is arrested for shop lifting while attending a job interview.

All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at www,cavecrewradio,com and streaming on Facebook Live

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CCR Christmas Special 1 Gathering around the heater like its 1865

Our 3 week holiday countdown has begun. Join Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK has they begin the festivities. On this weeks show Big B has a Thanksgiving holiday and the heater in the truck fails. Big B is sick again!

Choo Choo Stu is looking for a dream interpreter, he has had a strange dream involving a ballerina and a girl singing I will never fall in love again,

Big B is making candles at Wax and Wicks and he so proud.

OK its time to get out the anger meter, first off they are starting to ban Christmas songs like Baby its cold outside. Also PETA is asking us to stop beating a dead horse.

Mrs B has ordered a giant blow up Jabba the Hun and there is no where to put it.

Mens penises are apparently shrinking do to non stick pans.

Producer Scotty joins us in studio and we get an update on the 6 cats that live in the kitchen. We also have a debate whats the better pet a cat or a dog.

Did you know there is a pill you can take now that tracks your farts. The guys love it.

All this and so much more, we are full steam ahead.

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Next week our old friend Matt Vanderpool "The Man of 1000 Voices" is joining us.

CCR Classic Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep42 A toilet emergency and half a Christmas tree

It is the Holiday season, and we dont have a new show this week. But old classics never die. Lets travel back in time for Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep42 A toilet emergency and half a Christmas tree

Well here we have arrived for our office holiday party, and what a show it is. Choo Choo Stu has begun the night with a little rumbling in his tummy. DK first has an issue with his mic, and then cuts off the sound of everyone else. But fear not! The show goes on. Choo Choo Stu was under strict rules to find a certain Christmas tree for the Mrs. Imagine the reaction from Big B and DK to see he has only half a tree. Other stories on tap include, poop in space, Johnny Manziel and Tim Tebow's life after football, a woman allergic to wifi, no more bells at Big Ben, and legalized sex in Canadian parks. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live Thursdays at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and just a reminder that 2017 is right around the corner and the production of the show does not come cheap. Would you consider becoming a partner. Check out http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio Next week we bid farewell to 2016. Hear you there!

A Choo Choo Stu and DK Thanksgiving Special-A continental quilt

It's Thanksgiving so here come Choo Choo Stu and DK and we guarantee the podcast turns out better than the live show.  Yeah we had some bumps in the road this week, but we got her done.

We start out this week chatting about Thanksgiving around the world and Black Friday Shopping.  Oh we almost forgot its Big B's birthday!  Lets give him a shout out.  Choo Choo Stu went to the movies to see the remake of A Star is Born, and gives his thoughts on the movie, theater snacks and the whole movie experience.

We have some crazy weird news from around the globe this week for you:

First up we have a problem at the dart championships, it appears someone passed gas during the big event.  Did someone say One hundred and farty!!!!

Next did you hear about the young American who decided to travel to North Sentinel Island to bring them Christianity only to me met with a cruel death of poison arrows.

A woman is suing Samsung because she got her phone stuck up her vagina.

A British company is offering employees days off to masturbate, and somehow Choo Choo and DK start a discussion about blankets and duvets?

There is a town in Alaska that is about to have 65 straight days of darkness and a Moroccan woman kills her lover cooks him and serves him to the Pakastani workers.

So don't mind the quirks in this show its jammed packed.

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CCR Season 5 Chapter 4 Red velvet vomit

We are back in the cave folks, for this weeks brand new episode.  Big B is tired of shoveling after the first snow storm of the year, and Choo Choo lost his bank card, but there is more!

Also on tap this week.  DK has brought the best news stories you haven't heard yet:

Teens in Indonesia are boiling clean and dirty sanitary napkins, then drinking it to get high.

There is a new product on the market called Shittin Mittens and we give you our review.

Then a guy rides is bike in circles, goes into a shed, comes out naked with bongo drums and sits down and eats raman noodles.

A live eel is found inside of a man trying to cure his constipation.

A drunk woman steals a live lobster from the tank at Red Lobster and makes a run for it.

A New Zealand newspaper sets the internet on fire when they announce the death of Spike Lee instead of Stan Lee.

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CCR Season 5 Chapter 3--A Groupon blow job

This week its national drive Big B crazy day.  Choo Choo Stu and DK are going to do their best to get smoke coming from the angry ones ears.

We throw it all out there here is some of what we covered

A transgender woman freezes her own sperm so she can have a baby.

Bill Cosby gets slapped in jail with a chicken patty after telling a joke.

The girl scouts are suing the boy scouts because of this?

The NHL's Ottawa Senators where recently taped by an Uber driver, bashing their coach's.

Don Lemon thinks all white males are the real threat.

Former guest and now deceased famous brothel owner Dennis Hoff, just one an election.

There is a cigar shaped rock floating through space and Harvard thinks its a UFO.

A woman is milked out of thousands of dollars in gift cards by Bruce Springsteen.

DK has a bad experience with another podcast host and shares the audio

All this and so much more on this weeks episode of Cave Crew Radio.

We have a great time in the chat room and on Facebook live with all our cave dwellers.  We broadcast live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com

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See you next time!!

Cave Crew Radio Best of the Best Volume 4

No new show. So what do we do? How about a best of the best, with some of our favorite clips over the last little while. This time our friend, Transgender Tony takes us on a short ride of some of our best moments. Buckle up and enjoy this short little show. 1 from CCR endless summer beach party dishwasher safe condoms august 2nd. We call this. This one time at open mic. A show Big B and DK did and decided to open the phones, here are two callers we talked too. 2 CCR endless summer beach party the incredible hulks penis August 16. Big B has been searching for his ancestry. During this clip we invent a DNA dating site. 3 CCR Season 5 Chapter 2 Vaginal food poisoning on October 19. Choo Choo Stu has a terrible experience with the opposite sex, 4 CCR Season 5 Chapter 1 A rendezvous on platform 5 October 11. Choo Choo Stu joins the mile high club Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com and simulcast on radio KAOS in Florida Until next time

CCR Season 5 Here comes Choo Choo Boo

Its the scariest night of the year friends. The arrival of Choo Choo Boo. Join DK and his friends. The most interesting man in the world Choo Choo Stu and the angriest man in the world Sir Big B. This year DK is the only one in drag. Where is Waldo? We start the show talking about our Halloween traditions, favorite movies, and how we approach All Hallows Eve. Choo Choo proclaims that Halloween is an American thing. DK gives spoilers for the Wizard of Oz. There is breaking news coming in......(CNN)Irish singer Sinead O'Connor has announced her conversion to Islam, changing her name to Shuhada' Davitt. Choo Choo brings up how Cat Stevens converted as well. This is when things go terribly wrong. It appears DK believes, Cat Stevens and Burton Cummings are the same person. At the break we get a prank call from our good friend Brad Carter from the Snow Plow Show. Listen in has he tells someone that he has peed in their car. Then we are back and the boys are in costume, Jason with gout, the blue genie and a glow in the dark skeleton. No its time to get things going. Sir Big B leads the charge on the pending immigrant invasion. We talk about charity work and the me too movement, Just then Stu comes along with a story about a crippled woman that wants her windows cleaned. Always a good time in the Cave kids. We are live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific at www.cavecrewradio.com Simulcasting on Radio KAOS in Florida. This weeks prank call was brought to you by the Snow Plow Show at http://snowplowshow.com/ Until next time....follow us on Twitter, join us on Facebook and tell a friend @cavecrewradio