Cave Crew Radio Best of the Best Volume 1

Recorded April 20, 2018

No new live show this week, well kind of.  DK goes solo this week and brings you 8 of his favorite clips from the Cave.

Featured tonight:

A Bangladeshi pot washer from Stu Comes to Canada 9/14/2017

Body odor from milk in a bag no cookies 8/3/2017 ccr 2k17 ep 28

A burning heap of black stuff Cave crew radio 2016 episode 39 12/1/2016

A delivery driver named Hu  Cave Crew Radio season 4 Episode 10 12/15/2017

Grease the piggy Cave Crew Radio 2K17 Episode 17 5/18/2017  Guest Patrick henry

The London Rubber Company Cave Crew Radio season 4 Episode 17 Jizz Jockey Dave 3/22/2018

Can you get me some pads! Cave crew radio season 4 ep 18 can you buy me a pack of pads 4/5/2018

Allotment quartet The legend of the black stuff CCR 2K17 Episode 22 6/24/2017

Thanks for listening.  Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 20 Ass hamster poppers #BringUsSting

Time: 04/13/2018 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: A special Friday the 13th broadcast of the show. We start off with a visit from Skully, he takes care of the intro's and chats about his hauntings on this scary night. The boys discuss how Choo Choo Stu was always thought of as a serial killer, but its Sir Big B's fascination with serial killers that bring a new suspect into the light. Also on tonights show Choo Choo Stu has been back to the allotment and has an update on the show plot, then we brainstorm on the actual potential of this venture. Big B gives us a story about Robert Kraft visiting some rapper named Meek Mil in prison. Its the off season is this when all good NFL players take to their part time job of being criminals. Speeking of Rappers, we present Puff Stu. As we debut his new rap song on the show, some concerns of copyright infringement are discussed. Then being the forward thinking group we are, we challenge everyone to bring this to Stings attention. What better way to become famous over night then to start a Twitter war and a long drawn out lawsuit with Sting. Remember to post hashtag #BringUsSting and let the war begin. What is now becoming a regular segment we have dug into the archives and have another 60's 8 track audio porno clip for you. This week its Dr Kaufman examines Crystal. Then a weekly news story. This week a story of a naked man wandering around a gas station, searching for help because he has a dildo stuck in his anus. Then who else enlightens us on the power of the sphinkter then Choo Choo Stu. It appears this muscles vacuum power is stronger than its push power. Have you ever heard of poppers aka anal viagra? You will tonight. This leeds into Stu telling us about his days frequenting gay bars. Never a dull moment in the cave kids. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6 pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and the exclusive video feed is on Facebook Live We are available on all the popular podcast sights and are now on Spotify and Iheart Radio

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 19 A shanking or a shagging

Time: 04/05/2018 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: There seems to be another new fad spreading around and we have a report for you. The condom snorting challange and the boys have decided that no longer will we let these fads pass us. Thats right we are realeasing our on line of snortable condoms. We present to you the Slippery Snort Sliders! For the daring people or the practicle jokers we have the ghost pepper poppers. Surly to be a hit at any party. Why stop there the boys think. How about Cave Crew toothpicks? Or the cornea rope challange? The oppurtunities are endless, stay tuned. Also on this weeks show UFC fighter Connor McGregor has a warrent out for his arrest after he went on a rage at a recent press conference. Remember Big B telling us about those old 60's 8 track sex tapes? Well they are in fact real and we have found one for you. Feast your ears on a clip from one called Fornicating Female Freaks. We report that at the masters this year you could be removed if you shout Dilly Dilly and a young man scores a hole in one and then dislocates his ankle. Ouch! Big B continues to gather his empty bottles of peach brandy and DK and Choo Choo Stu are hanging out too. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern only on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and exclusive video feed on Facebook live. We are now available on Iheart Radio and Spotify. If we have at all impressed you with our little show please share and donate to the beer fund on cave crew radio dot com.

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 18 Can you buy me a pack of pads?

Time: 03/29/2018 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: We start the show with a visit from Big B's 2 year old son James and he is one happy camper after pooping his pants. Stu has finally got some news from the Allotment as he made a visit there this week. Can we be expecting our Cave Crew Plot soon. We have some discussion about stones vs pounds, does anyone really understand cricket, and do we come from parts unknown. Also on this weeks show Stu has found a new podcast on his journeys and he shares a clip with us. Erotic readings by John Brownstone and Masturbation Mondays. DK has a story about an aspiring rap star who as been placing his mix tapes inside of happy meals, and one mother was not impressed. The boys then talk about best practices for marketing your product. We have a story of a man from Hawaii who was hospitalized with a bad seafood reaction, after getting his penis stuck in a giant clam. Then Big B tells us a story of a homeless woman he encounters on the way to a friends 50th birthday party. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewraadio.com and our video airs exclusivly on Facebook Live. Would you like to help support the show. Head on over and donate to the beer fund on the homepage.

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 17 Jizz jockey Dave

Time: 03/22/2018 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: The boys have returned to the cave. Here is what to expect on this weeks show: -What would you do if you won the lottery (as usual Stu has a great idea, involving hookers and white powder) -Old fashioned blow up dolls and the smile you cant forget. -An Uber car without a driver claims its first human casualty -Stu tells us about Mum's time at the London Rubber Factory -Feminists are demanding that a Paris sex doll brothell be shut down, and now the comunists are getting involved. -From Florida. Two men, one dressed in a bull onsie. Rob a house and try to set in on fire with Ragu. Yes you read that right. -Big B reports on the noreasters hitting the big apple, Stu is on his holidays, and DK is set to wrap up the hockey season. All this and so much more on this fast paced, hard hitting edition of the show. We can be heard live every Thursday at 9pm eastern only on www.cavecrewradio.com With our live video feed exclusivly on Facebook Live. Cave Crew Radio is now available on Spotify and the Iheart Radio Talk Radio Network.

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 16 Wanking on a plane

Time: 03/08/2018 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: A full house in the cave has Big B returns to join Choo Choo Stu and DK. Here is what we have on tap Big B defends his parking ticket. Choo Choo has is detained at a school function. and DK has finally tried out his Copper Chef pans In other news A man decides to strip down, watch some porn, jack off, and fight.....on a plane! Could be a dream job. Would you like to become a sex doll tester, we tell you how to apply. A man ends up in an awkward situation. He gets his head stuck in wifes vagina! We review a new Fiverr commercial for voice overs. Big B is having mic problems and things are back to normal. All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio is recorded live every Thursday at 9pm eastern, listen on www.cavecrewradio.com We now only broadcast the video on Facebook Live, to recieve this feed you need to join the Facebook Group. Just search Cave Crew Radio

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 15 Chef's Asshole

Its the return of Choo Choo Stu and Big D (Smoke and Mirrors) fills in for Sir Big B.  Who is still dealing with his 5 year old parking ticket.

Heres what we have in store for you this week

>DK tells a story about his addiction to infomercials and a Christmas gift he hasnt unpacked yet.

>Remember the cool things they used to sell in comic books, the sea monkeys?

>We have a story about a Japaneese man who took masturbation to a whole new level.  How about a grouper fish stomach.  As you can imagine, has we take you through his ordeal, things dont end well.  What ever happened to all the good old ways to wank it?

>Choo Choo Stu is back from jury duty and we have his State of the Jury Special Report.  Like only Stu can tell a story.

>Big D tells us about his journey in creating and the ongoing production of Smoke and Mirrors.

>We play a 911 call of a woman who didnt get the right burger.

>Have you ever heard of Tampon Tuesday?

>And Choo Choo Stu introduces us to a common problem in the cooking industry called Chefs Asshole

Cave Crew Radio is broadcast live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com

We are now on Spotify and Iheart Radio

Cave Crew Radio When Worlds Collide

Its a very special edition of the show.  This week we welcome Big D and Little R into the studio from the Bro-Rons podcast!

Also its the return of Choo Choo Stu!

-Listen to find out about the Bro-rons.  Where are they from, how did they get started, whats their show about?

-DK challenges Big D to put his impression skills on display with a rapid accent challenge

-What was life like on the farm for the boys.  Its time to learn about raising pigs, how do you choose the breeders.

-The Bro-Rons bring a few weird stories of their own to the show.  Its the Burger King masturbator and the case of kissing the urinal.

-A new way to measure your penis.

-How to celebrate winning a super bowl.  This one is kind of shitty.

-We here about Big D's comic books and his other show smoke and mirrors

Check out the Bro Rons podcast here

http://bro-rons.podomatic.com/

The Axeman Cometh (Big D's comic)

https://blindeyecomics.weebly.com/the-axeman-cometh.html

Smoke and Mirrors

https://smokeandmirrorspod.weebly.com/

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Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern exclusivly on http://www.cavecrewradio.com

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 13 Guest Jason Medina

This week we welcome special guest Jason Medina.  Jason is an author of 5 books, and 3 more coming soon.  He is the founder and leader of Yonkers Ghost Investigators and a former New York police officer.

We talk about his books....

The Manhattanville Incident

Jason tells how he came up with the idea for the book while he was still on the force.  During a stakeout at Occupy Wallstreet.

His unique opinion of fast zombies vs slow zombies

and a cool review of the story

A Ghost in New Orleans, a story of an old hotel, ghosts and voodoo.

Check out all his books here https://www.jasonmedinatribalpublications.com/novels.html

Then after the break we discuss ghost hunting.  Novice and experts alike will appreciate Jasons honest approach to his craft.  Always looking to debunk before he looks for proof.

How Jason got started in ghost hunting.

Stories of some of his adventures.

Hear about the historic Kings Park Phychiatric Center on Long Island

How Jason feels about TV ghost hunters

EVP's and pictures and videos

You can hear all the tapes, see all the pictures and check out the investigations here https://www.yonkersghostinvestigators.com/

Join and Big B and DK for something a little different than our normal routine.  We enjoyed it and learned alot.  Skeptics and believers alike will find something here.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern, exclusivly on http://www.cavecrewradio.com

and join in on all the fun all week long and get updates on Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/groups/cavecrewradio/

Next week Choo Choo Stu returns and we welcome Big D and Little R from the Bro Rons Podcast.  Don't miss when worlds collide.

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 12 A Santa Claus militia

The boys have returned to the cave for their second episode of 2018.

>Vince McMahon announces the return of the XFL football league.

>Stu's wrestlling video...Big Daddy vs Haystacks

>Everybody has a puffer

>Big B questions Netflix Algorithims.  When after watching a Ruby Ridge documentary, they suggest he watches the Santa Clause.

>Choo Choo Stu tells us about his finds at the dump.  The boys think Stu should be on American Pickers.

>What is all this about a Tide Pod challenge

>Its Stu's turn to play would you rather.   Shit bricks or puke slugs, which does he choose?

>then see what happens when a Tennessee man tells Jesus to take the wheel.

All this and so much more on this weeks Cave Crew Radio.  We air live every Thursday at 9pm eastern at www.cavecrewradio.com

Be sure to join the Facebook page here https://www.facebook.com/groups/cavecrewradio/

Next week we welcome author and paranormal researcher Jason Medina to the show!

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Ep11- A dog licking, squid sucking good time

This weeks show brought to you by Smokin Sessions.

DK hits record by mistake.

How did the boys spend New Years Eve

We play a new game called would you rather?

Womans mouth becomes pregnant with 12 baby squid after eating calamari.

DK is acting in a new audio drama from over at hollow9ine.com called Tangent City, and we have a clip.

Choo Choo having sex in weird places.

Its our first show of 2018 cave dwellers and we are hoping for a big year, so stay tuned

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern, 6 pm pacific, and 2 am UK time.  Exclusivly at 

A very naughty Cave Crew Christmas

Time: 12/21/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Well the festive season has arrived and Sir Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK give their little Christmas special -Are you ready for the big day -Christmas in the USA, England, and Canada -What is boxing day? -Liquid Ass saves the day -The Santa hating pastor -DK performs a night before Christmas -Breaking news at the allotment Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 10---A delivery driver named Hu?

Welcome back cave dwellers.   Tonight its SirBig B, DK, and the return of Choo Choo Stu.

**Shoveling snow by country

**I see dead people, sleeping with ghosts

**A hairless ass

**Chopping the flour and other workplace abuse

**Prank calls....Bitcoin Pizzaria and trying to find my Chinese Food

**Mario Batali is bad

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday nights at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Ep9 A bottomless vagina

Time: 12/07/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back! This week Big B and DK are joined by Patrick "Grease the piggy" Henry. The English man wandering New York. We talk about new born babies, and tasting breast milk. There is the legend of the rabbit in the hat, a blue tooth cock ring, and we even get a lesson in bitcoin. Since encouraging listener mail, Big B gets excited until someone says he smells like crab cakes. Choo Choo Stu is away on assignment but he manages to submit a prank call about bad messages inside of fortune cookies, and there are allotments in New York City! All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday night on www.cavecrewradio.com at 9pm eastern, 6pm pacific. Love us or hate us, drop us a line at cavecrewradio@gmail.com Keep your ears on!

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 8--A cross dresser and a ballroom dancer

Well everyone this it....the first time Choo Choo Stu and CJ Ripka are live and in studio together, since this whole mania thing began. But we will get back to that later. Big B is stuck in New York traffic. So Yonkers first son Al The Producer fills in. We talk about Stu's new OCD neighbor, Its C K Lewis who cant stop touching his privates, oh and the top public masturbators of all time! Alright its time. The official contract signing. CJ Ripka comes out of the gates, dressed for the part with lube in hand. Then its Choo Choo Stu with his own rebuttal and an exclusive original song! We dont reveal the details, but they both except. 90 minutes of one on one challenges live next week. November 23rd, Thanksgiving night. Live 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific only on www.cavecrewradio.com A very special thanks to Distraction Poiints Al the producer for his announcing skills and filling in. Until next time....keep your ears on!

Choo Choo Mania

Welocome to Choo Choo Mania.  The long awaited event.  The showdown between Choo Choo Stu and C J Ripka!

Sir Big B and DK are your hosts, with very special guest Al the Announcer

7 Events are planned for our contestants.  Here they are, but you will need to listen to truly understand

1 Beer chugging contest......who draws first blood

2 Trivia Contest..............The game master has something up his sleeve

3 Prank Calls......P I Z Z A

4 Instrumental national anthems

5 Shakespear play

6 Take The Bait

7 UFO hotline

We leave you with that.....untill next time

Keep your ears on!

Title: Cave Crew Radio- Choo Choo Stu Mania Preview Show

Time: 11/16/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Well everyone this it....the first time Choo Choo Stu and CJ Ripka are live and in studio together, since this whole mania thing began. But we will get back to that later. Big B is stuck in New York traffic. So Yonkers first son Al The Producer fills in. We talk about Stu's new OCD neighbor, Its C K Lewis who cant stop touching his privates, oh and the top public masturbators of all time! Alright its time. The official contract signing. CJ Ripka comes out of the gates, dressed for the part with lube in hand. Then its Choo Choo Stu with his own rebuttal and an exclusive original song! We dont reveal the details, but they both except. 90 minutes of one on one challenges live next week. November 23rd, Thanksgiving night. Live 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific only on www.cavecrewradio.com A very special thanks to Distraction Poiints Al the producer for his announcing skills and filling in. Until next time....keep your ears on!

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 7 Gumtree Sodomites

Time: 11/09/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Here we go! Stu is back and he has a lot to talk about. There is some news from the good ole allotment, it seems like the gypsies are gone. Then he tells us about his adventure among the trash. But after that the fun really starts. Choo Choo must answer the to the first annual Choo Choo Mania, after Big B decided he and Choo Choo Ripka needed to fight for the name. The event will take place live on Thursday November 23rd. Thanksgiving night! Right here on www.cavecrewradio.com. DK calls to order the highest court of urine stench alley. To bring a case before Sir Big B. It appeared that Jason Marshal and former UFC Champion Dan the Beast Severn kicked Stu of Jasons show. Oh we have proof. How about a bride running down a preist or a satanic tree? Cave Crew Radio has now been syndicated on 2 new stations. Mile hi Radio and the I95 Sports Network. Stay tuned for more details. Until next time. Keep your ears on.

Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Ep6 ménage de poo

Time: 11/02/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Choo Choo Stu is away on special assignment. So we bring in the Bogaton Bad Guy CJ Ripka. Host of Raw and Real and Grit and Grace. All starts off normal enough has Big B, DK, CJ chat. That is until.......there was a vicious legal battle between Siamese twins and masturbating, warning! This ones hard to go. There is a guy arrested for selling farts in a jar, or the guy high on Ecstasy having sex with an electric fence, or maybe the witches that stole penises and kept them has pets? Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and catch CJ over at http://www.ripkamedia.com/index.html Until next week. Keep your ears on!

Cave Crew Radio Scarefest! 2017

Time: 10/26/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Its Halloween! Its time to be scared like only we can do it. in our own hilarious way. Tonight DK is running behind schedule so Sir Big B and Choo Choo Stu are joined by, Elton Scarrarrow, Old Man Farrow, Dr Pong, and Skully Woodburger from the Deli on the Roof. Author of the horror novel Crone, Maria Mayer is our special guest co host. Not only does she tell us about the novel. Maria tells us stories about working in the morgue in Michigan.Kerosene and maggots, dead people with boners and does embalming fluid kill sperm? DK decides to make an appearance. We welcome Bill Lancaster from Cultured Bigfoot. Let the debate begin. DK, Maria, and Big B are ready for a debate. Watch the expert chased away. Topics include proof, is it real, is there a female Bigfoot, do they mate, and was that dude in Colorado really raped by a Sasquatch. After the fallout we continue the fun. Will Maria flash us on air? Did Choo Choo Stu have a costume? It was truly a monster mash! Cave Crew Radio airs live on www.cavecrewradio.com every Thursday at 9pm eastern. Season 4 continues next week. Hear you there!