CCR Season 5 Chapter 6 Rose flavored Pringles

The crew is back and its time for Big B to award Choo Choo Stu and DK with their Asshole Merit badges. Lots on tap for this weeks show

A woman has been banned from Walmart for cruising around in an electric cart while drinking wine from a pringles can.

We review Bird Box and talk about the bird box challenge.

Prince Phillip age 97 is involved in a car accident,

China apparently tried to plant cotton on the moon.

KFC do you take the skin off the chicken?

Man pulls down pants on flight and takes a pee,

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This week in weird news episode 1

Big B is at a Jewish wedding and Stu is not available. So DK takes to the airwaves solo for This Week in Weird News. DK takes us on trip around the world with some of the strangest news of the week. He is joined by a full and fun chat room and Al the producer comes into chat.

This week

College student eats his exes fish and sends her a picture of his poop. "I found your fish"

A womans dry eyes is treated with erectile dysfunction cream.

Energy drink pulled off shelf because of prolonged erections

Substitute teacher poops and rubs it all over picnic tables.

and a lottery ticket mix up in the biggest way.

We also end up playing finish this nursery rhyme.

All in all it was great fun. Will DK do it again? Perhaps.

CCR Season 5 Chapter 5 Dining on Anus Stew

First show of 2019 and Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK are in the house. We start by reminiscing about our start in January of 2015 and how we met Choo Choo Stu. The rest has they say is history. We all give a recap of our holidays and New Years festivities, and there is a flu again in the Big B house. But hey if you had a doctor that prescribed whiskey you would get sick too!

Speaking of New Years we recap the network coverage and give our review. DK tells a story how NBC didn't even show the ball drop and Chrissy Teigen is talking about vagina steaming. Hey now! Here we go now. Big B googles it and gives us a lesson, apparently mug wort is a popular ingredient. Now the live crowd is warming up to us.

Also on this weeks show

We have another recall! Condoms are in danger of bursting.

There is a man who thinks he found anus in is curry stew purchased at Tesco, and Stu seems to understand.

Mack Baggs a transgender wrestler is doing nothing but winning.

and there is a bacterial outbreak at a naked sex club.

Then we talk a little bit of sports and the value of learning to lose.

All this and so much more on tap for our debut show of 2019. We would like to thank the large crowd that turned out to listen and watch us live, we enjoyed interacting with you through out the show.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday exclusively on http://www.cavecrewradio.com

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January sees us debuting in the UK on Radio Haver and we are pumped for our UK take over. Until next time cave dwellers stay weird!

A Choo Choo Stu and DK Kwanzaa Bonanza

Special Wednesday show on tab this week, Its Boxing Day, its Kwanzaa, Its Choo Choo Stu and DK.

We start of the show by explaining we have no idea, despite our best attempt what Kwanzaa is. But its a cool name so we will roll with it.

Stu and DK do a recap of all their gifts and wonderful food they ate. Choo Choo's food keeps repeating on him, what flavor is next. Is this a compliment to the chef when you get to enjoy it over and over.

DK tells the story of his disabled turkey.

We still don't know what Kwanzaa is.

Somehow we get on the subject of turnips and Stu explains it could be a swede.

DK has a Google home, oh the fun that shall be had, and the fact checkers job is now obsolete.

Stu is doing home improvement and You Tube is saving the day.

We even have some weird news. Would you call 911 if you got snow pants for Christmas.

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CCR "Christmas Office Party "We wish you a merry orgasm"

In 2016 it was half a Christmas treee, in 2017 it was boxing day. This year join Choo Choo Stu, Big B and DK for the strangest Christmas yet. Choo Choo introduces us to something called crackers, DK has a funny hat and Big B is going to put together his kids toys drunk. DK draws Big B's name for the secret Santa audio clip gift exchange, and Choo Choo Stu is curious about Christmas around the world.

Also coming up this week

DK invents a cat in hat drinking game.and wrapped presents or gift bags.

We have more drama at the allotment, it appears the gypsies are occupying the sheds and the residents have had enough.

Some how we get on the topic queefing.

No funding no problem Trump gets a go fund me for the wall.

Never mind banning Christmas songs, how about a transgender Santa.

A man is mistaken for Bigfoot and gets shot.

A 16 year old loses virginity at Caribbean sex party

And annoying relatives during the holiday season.

We hope everyone has a safe and merry Christmas, we will see you soon.

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CCR Christmas special 2 Cotton picking anal probes

The crew is back for this holiday spectacular. Special guest Matt Vanderpool was unable to attend but fear not Big B,, Choo Choo Stu , DK and a full house in the chat room are rocking the place,

Big B continues to brag about his candles. Choo Choo Stu is stuck in a traffic jam at 1am. Also Choo Choo joins the club, he has glasses.

We have news from the Allotment! There has been a rash of break ins, clothes are missing and there is poop!

We have a new parody of baby its cold its outside.

The results are in from our cats vs dogs poll and here we go again.

Then we explore the history of Rock and Roll like only we can.

Also on tap in the news

There is a tampon recall, a man confesses to kidnapping and anal probing, disguised has an alien, a drunk driver hands over a burger instead of his licence and a kid is arrested for shop lifting while attending a job interview.

All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at www,cavecrewradio,com and streaming on Facebook Live

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CCR Classic Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep42 A toilet emergency and half a Christmas tree

It is the Holiday season, and we dont have a new show this week. But old classics never die. Lets travel back in time for Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep42 A toilet emergency and half a Christmas tree

Well here we have arrived for our office holiday party, and what a show it is. Choo Choo Stu has begun the night with a little rumbling in his tummy. DK first has an issue with his mic, and then cuts off the sound of everyone else. But fear not! The show goes on. Choo Choo Stu was under strict rules to find a certain Christmas tree for the Mrs. Imagine the reaction from Big B and DK to see he has only half a tree. Other stories on tap include, poop in space, Johnny Manziel and Tim Tebow's life after football, a woman allergic to wifi, no more bells at Big Ben, and legalized sex in Canadian parks. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live Thursdays at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and just a reminder that 2017 is right around the corner and the production of the show does not come cheap. Would you consider becoming a partner. Check out http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio Next week we bid farewell to 2016. Hear you there!

A Choo Choo Stu and DK Thanksgiving Special-A continental quilt

It's Thanksgiving so here come Choo Choo Stu and DK and we guarantee the podcast turns out better than the live show.  Yeah we had some bumps in the road this week, but we got her done.

We start out this week chatting about Thanksgiving around the world and Black Friday Shopping.  Oh we almost forgot its Big B's birthday!  Lets give him a shout out.  Choo Choo Stu went to the movies to see the remake of A Star is Born, and gives his thoughts on the movie, theater snacks and the whole movie experience.

We have some crazy weird news from around the globe this week for you:

First up we have a problem at the dart championships, it appears someone passed gas during the big event.  Did someone say One hundred and farty!!!!

Next did you hear about the young American who decided to travel to North Sentinel Island to bring them Christianity only to me met with a cruel death of poison arrows.

A woman is suing Samsung because she got her phone stuck up her vagina.

A British company is offering employees days off to masturbate, and somehow Choo Choo and DK start a discussion about blankets and duvets?

There is a town in Alaska that is about to have 65 straight days of darkness and a Moroccan woman kills her lover cooks him and serves him to the Pakastani workers.

So don't mind the quirks in this show its jammed packed.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com

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CCR Season 5 Chapter 4 Red velvet vomit

We are back in the cave folks, for this weeks brand new episode.  Big B is tired of shoveling after the first snow storm of the year, and Choo Choo lost his bank card, but there is more!

Also on tap this week.  DK has brought the best news stories you haven't heard yet:

Teens in Indonesia are boiling clean and dirty sanitary napkins, then drinking it to get high.

There is a new product on the market called Shittin Mittens and we give you our review.

Then a guy rides is bike in circles, goes into a shed, comes out naked with bongo drums and sits down and eats raman noodles.

A live eel is found inside of a man trying to cure his constipation.

A drunk woman steals a live lobster from the tank at Red Lobster and makes a run for it.

A New Zealand newspaper sets the internet on fire when they announce the death of Spike Lee instead of Stan Lee.

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CCR Season 5 Chapter 3--A Groupon blow job

This week its national drive Big B crazy day.  Choo Choo Stu and DK are going to do their best to get smoke coming from the angry ones ears.

We throw it all out there here is some of what we covered

A transgender woman freezes her own sperm so she can have a baby.

Bill Cosby gets slapped in jail with a chicken patty after telling a joke.

The girl scouts are suing the boy scouts because of this?

The NHL's Ottawa Senators where recently taped by an Uber driver, bashing their coach's.

Don Lemon thinks all white males are the real threat.

Former guest and now deceased famous brothel owner Dennis Hoff, just one an election.

There is a cigar shaped rock floating through space and Harvard thinks its a UFO.

A woman is milked out of thousands of dollars in gift cards by Bruce Springsteen.

DK has a bad experience with another podcast host and shares the audio

All this and so much more on this weeks episode of Cave Crew Radio.

We have a great time in the chat room and on Facebook live with all our cave dwellers.  We broadcast live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com

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See you next time!!

CCR Season 5 Here comes Choo Choo Boo

Its the scariest night of the year friends. The arrival of Choo Choo Boo. Join DK and his friends. The most interesting man in the world Choo Choo Stu and the angriest man in the world Sir Big B. This year DK is the only one in drag. Where is Waldo? We start the show talking about our Halloween traditions, favorite movies, and how we approach All Hallows Eve. Choo Choo proclaims that Halloween is an American thing. DK gives spoilers for the Wizard of Oz. There is breaking news coming in......(CNN)Irish singer Sinead O'Connor has announced her conversion to Islam, changing her name to Shuhada' Davitt. Choo Choo brings up how Cat Stevens converted as well. This is when things go terribly wrong. It appears DK believes, Cat Stevens and Burton Cummings are the same person. At the break we get a prank call from our good friend Brad Carter from the Snow Plow Show. Listen in has he tells someone that he has peed in their car. Then we are back and the boys are in costume, Jason with gout, the blue genie and a glow in the dark skeleton. No its time to get things going. Sir Big B leads the charge on the pending immigrant invasion. We talk about charity work and the me too movement, Just then Stu comes along with a story about a crippled woman that wants her windows cleaned. Always a good time in the Cave kids. We are live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific at www.cavecrewradio.com Simulcasting on Radio KAOS in Florida. This weeks prank call was brought to you by the Snow Plow Show at http://snowplowshow.com/ Until next time....follow us on Twitter, join us on Facebook and tell a friend @cavecrewradio

CCR Season 5 Chapter 2 -Vaginal food poisoning

Oh Cannabis we stand on guard for they! Yes its true, and this week we kick things off discussing the new legalization of marijuana in Canada. Big B's wheels are turning when he suggests next years crop at the allotment should be Canadian weed! Big B has bought himself a drum machine and we plan on releasing our new single very soon. DK has a new internet find to rival Alex and Frankie the weatherman. His name is David Gravey Jr. We play a couple of his clips, about stinky private parts. Choo Choo Stu then shares a story with us about the time he got vaginal food poisoning from going down on a young lass. Also on tap this week... A man strips naked and jumps into the shark tank at Ripley's Aquarium in Toronto. A gas station owner in Florida is upset over people using his microwave to warm their urine. And to top things off Kleenex is changing the name of their man size tissues because we are insulting people. All this and so much more on this weeks show. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com and Radio KAOS in Florida. Don't forget to check us out on Twitter and Facebook just search Cave Crew Radio

CCR Season 5 Chapter 1 A rendezvous on platform 5

Let the next adventure begin. Season 5 has arrived, from our studios in London England, Queens, New York and Ontario, Canada. This week its a little bit of catch up since our month long hiatus. First off it all starts with a shopping trip to the greatest liquor store in the world and Big B has some cherry brandy. We all know what happened in New York when Choo Choo Stu came to visit. But how about the trip home. It starts after the trip to the liquor store did any of it even leave the states? Some how Stu strikes up a friendship while waiting for the bathroom. That turns into a conversation about the mile high club and sex in cars. Stu is selling some merchandise and he has some advice about Facebook marketplace. With 4 pairs on binoculars, a ripped leather couch and an Ikea desk let the adventures begin. Then its time to go to the Allotment, and man are things heating up. Big B and DK discuss a go fund me so they can travel to England. Its time for the annual elections and Stu cant vote. There is something evil lurking around the plots. Choo Choo Sue now a scarecrow has been violated. Let the investigation begin. And finally Stu strikes a friendship with a ballerina or singer with smooth olive skin and facial hair. We are back kids. What would you do without us. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com We are on Twitter and Facebook we are everywhere! Look us up. Until next time.....dilly dilly

Cave Crew Radio presents Choo York!

The time has arrived! Choo Choo Stu is in New York. From the time he boards the plane in London until he arrives in Big B's New York Cave we have you covered...... 1 A flight fit for a King. What is economy delight? A bloody mary, some chicken curry a bottle of wine and turbulance at 20 thousand feet. 2 The journey begins Here about Big B's problem with his fast pass and his debit card. Is this a sign of things to come? Choo Choo causes damage at his Air B and B, lets hope there isn't a bill for the air conditioner and the TV. Stu ventures out on his own for breakfast. 3 A tour of the big city Choo Choo Stu goes to Coney Island, the Empire State Building, the Twin Towers, some restaurants and bars. Then he has a little bad luck on the way to the Statue of Liberty. What happens when he goes inside the M&M store? 4 Hanging in Big B's Studio Stu has a chance to make a live appearance on Metal Thunder Radio and on Cave Crew Radio. A special guest has an oppurtunity for a meet and greet for Cave Crew Radio but forgets to set his computer up........ Cave Crew Radio airs live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com every Thursday at 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific. We have a new supplier for our merchandise, so be on the look out for you limited edition Choo York swag and other great stuff from the cave. Where is the next destination for Choo Choo's world tour? We will have to wait and see!!!

Cave Crew Radio Countdown to Choo York

Here we are one week away untiil Choo Choo Stu continues his North American tour. Last year Choo Choo invaded Canada (see link to show below) This year he is heading to New York, and here is your preview. Big B has things lined up for Stu's visit. The Empire State Building, Central Park, the Statue of Liberty and 2 shows. Metal Thunder Radio and Cave Crew Radio. The only thing Stu cares about is a Vape shop down the street. The kids are back to school! Whats the difference between Canada, the USA and England. What does Clock Work Orange have to do with this. Collin Kapernick is the face of Nike...here is what we think. Are we for sport or politics. We have a brand new segment with AC and Frankie the Weatherman sit back and enjoy. DK has finally watched Live PD and Big B is making the sale. To cap it off one last preview of Choo Choo Stu heading to New York. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on www,cavecrewradio,com and simulcasting on Radio K A O S Next week live its Choo York 2018

Stu Invades Canada listen here

CCR End of Summer Beach Bash---Bootleg Horse Manure

A Canadian, an Englishman, and an American walk into the studio to bid farewell to Summer. What better way to cap it off then just shoot the shit. 

Big B is back from his mini vacation with some corn bred, tea moonshine. He has also got the results from his 23 and Me let the drama finally end. All hail the king of Iberia.

Some how we end up talking about dreams. Sleep walking, sleep paralysis, talking in your sleep and nite mares. The house comes down when Choo Choo Stu shares some of his personal stories, from eyes in the wall, losing his arm, confronting robbers and making love to an anglel.

DK tries to break the ice with some audio from a couple of internet stars.

Just when we thought we were settling in, the conversation of the Allotment takes over. Hey its been a while. There is a homeless man living in an empty shed and the Big Chief is not happy. Then the beloved black stuff makes its return, when Stu informs us its contaminated with rubber. But fear not Stu has an independent manure supplier.

DK announces that Choo Choo Stu's world tour continues with Choo York on September 13th and we build for the biggest Choo Choo Mania yet.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm Eastern 6pm Pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com simulcasting on radio KAOS
 

CCR Endless Summer Episode 8 Stolen Albanian DNA

Here we go again! Twice bitten twice shy right? Join DK and the Big B for Open Mic part 2. The night starts out with Big B talking about ordering 23 and Ma and Ancestry dot com. DK is oblivious to all this. Apparently Big B has shipped a DNA sample to parts unknown to be analyzed. The part that bothers DK is they will tell you if you have a disease, would you do this?



Ding Ding! The first call of the night is the Commish from Wrestle Me This. After last weeks debacle, DK has prepared some random ice breaker questions. Lets here how the Commish responds, and he tells us what really happened when his computer blew up on air.



Ding Ding! The next caller is Brad from the Snow Plow Show. Brad weighs in on 23 and Me and we start talking about serial killers and horror movies.



On to the news…..

This week we have an English woman who has fallen in love with an Australian ghost and they plan to have kids. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-claims-shes-relationship-ghost-13038702?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar



Then we have an Amish dude who started a horse and carriage uber. https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/amish-man-starts-uber-ride-service-with-his-horse-and-buggy



Finally Japanese models are now turning their armpits into billboards.



Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and now simulcasting on K A O S Radio at http://radiokaos.net/



Catch the Commish on Wrestle Me This here https://player.fm/series/wrestle-me-this-2408057



And listen to Brad Carter on the Snow Plow Show here http://snowplowshow.com/

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 26 Jimmy the woodchuck and Stackys Sandwiches

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 26

 Jimmy the woodchuck from Stacky sandwiches 

Time: 07/06/2016 09:00 PM EDT

 Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers. Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK are all in the house this week. Tonight we recap the gender neutral situation in Canada, and find out from Big B what its like to work for a Japanese firm. Also on tap, a man punches a bear in the face, a selfie taking tourist falls from Machu Picchu, police rescue a sex doll, and we consider buying a Firby or a Teddy Ruxpin. Then we turn our attention to Call a Random Chinese restaurant. This week we call our friends in Denver, Colorado. A man called Ralph from Dell and a sandwich swapping deal are on board. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and in syndication on the podcast radio network Saturdays at 8pm eastern. Catch you next week.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 25 Scanned dicks and magic tricks

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 25
 Scanned dicks and magic tricks 

Guest Matt Vanderpool 

 Time: 06/30/2016 09:00 PM EDT 
Episode Notes: Welcome back to a Thursday edition in the cave everyone. This week Big B is away on a conference call to Japan, so we bring in the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool to keep is seat warm. DK has absolutely lost his mind over the fact that you can now call yourself gender neutral on your ID. Once he recovers from that we get the ball rolling. A man decides to scan his penis at the super market, a magic trick that will make you loose your undies, and the mystery of the prosthetic leg. Then its time to play call a random Chinese restaurant. This week we head to Ogden Utah and call the Fuji Dragon and Zhangs Chopsticks. What happens when we inquire about cooking our dead cat? Cave Crew Radio airs every Wednesday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com look for us on Itunes and Stitcher and on the Podcast Radio Network Until next time folks enjoy.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 24 There is no one named Mike in China

Cave Crew Radio Episode 24

 There is no one named Mike in China

 Time: 06/22/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Well its the first show of summer kids and this show is sizzling with crazy crew antics. This week we recognize a hero in our ranks. It appears that Choo Choo Stu while out for a swift half of a shandy, rescued the Princess Mortlock and saved the day. Also on tap Selfie Sticks and the crimes they commit and Big B's thoughts on punishment. We talk scary movies and a chap that had a heart attack because he was so scared, we are in search for a show DJ and we debut one from an insane asylum on the Isle of Shepley. Then its the return of Call a Random Chinese Restaurant. Our target this week is Albuquerque, New Mexico. Big B and Stu both take a shot at it, but its Stu's last call you are going to want to hear. DK finally receives his shirt, both boys are waiting for their limited edition Choo Choo Stu mugs, and so much more. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and also on CCR TV on you tube. All our apparel is from our sponsor Unworked Apparel. Catch you next week for a special Thursday edition of the show.