Welcome back to the cave. This week. The wonderful life of Choo Choo Stu takes a dramatic turn. When Stu tells us the story of, seeing his future wife's bedroom from another girls room. Stu tells of us of the early days of his courtship. Including sleep walking, taking apart a stove and an area rug sleeping bag. We also cover a story of a young English gal that marries a tree. Both Stu and DK use vaping has a means to quit smoking. We try to present the facts of recent deaths and sickness and our look on vaping. Mike Jolitz returns for another fantastic segment of Mike Reads the News. Its the fastest 3 minutes in radio. DK has been to the optometrist and reveals he has high cholesterol, and Big B shares a similar story he had at the eye doctor. Then its time for the Amazon Fresh debate. Choo Choo Stu swears by it, Big B provides an alternative and DK just cant seem to wrap his head around it. Then DK shares with Big B the return of his good friend Alex. Alex is doing his sixth anniversary show for fish keepers and we have clips. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 8pm eastern 5pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com simulcasting on Raw Talk Online and Facebook Live. We also syndicate on Radio Haver in Scotland, on YouTube and where ever podcasts are found. We have T shirts available on the home page and join us on Facebook and Twitter just search cave crew radio. Next week Stu brings us to his wedding and tells us the story of We named him Vicar Hackinam
The boys are back for another season. We have a jam packed show. Big B's former and employer and the man that fired him, are involved in not one, but two scandals! The Japanese boss was called home for sexual harassment. DK demands to know what happens when they are called home? Then another co worker is charged with embezzling millions of dollars.
The Wonderful world of Choo Choo Stu continues with the nightmare taxi ride and the fatal attraction girl.
We have a public service announcement involving hurricane Dorian with a Florida man who has an idea on how to stop it and the always entertaining Frankie the Weatherman.
Then its the fastest 3 minutes in radio. When Mike Jolitz reads the news.
Finally we have a news story about a lightning bolt hitting a septic tank and causing an explosion from the fart gas. We way in on the merit of this and if it would be possible.
Choo Choo Stu and DK discuss the vaping controversy and Stu has a new tattoo!
Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 8pm eastern 5pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com simulcasting on Raw Talk on line and Facebook Live. We are also in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland and YouTube.
Coming up next week, Choo Choo Stu tells the story of I can see my future wife's bedroom from some other girls room.
On this weeks show we continue the ongoing history of the wonderful life of Choo Choo Stu. When we left off last week Stu was about to tell us about, a mistress an American prostitute and 3 blokes. So let the adventure continue. We learn of his experiences with the prostitute and the identity of the 3 blokes. Uncle Nick enters the story as well. Hear how Stu played harmonica for an Irish cover band and so much more.
Also on tap for this week. Choo Choo is peeing red because he is eating too many beets. Could this get him some time off work? DK is back from vacation and he has some stories from his trip to Ohio and the Cedar Point amusement park, Big B also tells us about his experience with roller coasters. We have a public service announcement. It appears that there is danger with sex robots. A simple error in a code could cause them to turn against the user and cause harm or even death. Listen has we dive into this story. Mike Jolitz returns with the headlines and the news.
Cave Crew Radio airs every Thursday at 8pm eastern on http://www.cavecrewradio.com , Facebook Live and is simulcasted on Raw Talk Online. We also air weekly on Radio Haver in Scotland. The replays are available on YouTube and where ever podcasts are found. We are on Twitter and Facebook just search Cave Crew Radio. Show merchandise is available on our website as well.
Don't miss next week when we pick up on Stu's life timeline with a nightmare taxi ride with the fatal attraction girl.
Hot off of learning all about the Amish, we are taking a slight right turn this week. Patrick Henry makes his return. When we first met Patrick a YouTube star documenting what is was like to be an Englishman in New York City, it was very intriguing. Well now Patrick has picked up and moved to Utah! Of course we get his take on the Mormons, and its alot of fun.
Patrick is also involved in a project involving virtual reality to train sports.
He is still making YouTube videos and his infant son has a channel too.
Here how he went across the the great salt lake on an electric skateboard.
Choo Choo Stu is still away under mental evaluation after Dr. Mikes visit.
England has a new prime minister named Boris and of course when politics come up, Big B loses his mind!
Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 8pm eastern on http://www,cavecrewradio.com and simulcast on Raw Talk Radio online. We are also in syndication on Radio Haver in Scotland. The video broadcast is on Facebook Live and the YouTube channel is on its way back.
We will be on a short hiatus to enjoy our summer and take a break to refuel for season 6. DK will also be doing a 12 hour fundraiser for a 9 year old cancer patient named Ray Ray. Stay tuned for more!
Welcome back to the madhouse that is Cave Crew Radio. This week we welcome special guest Raymond the Amish Comic back to the show. Also filling in has co host is Al The Producer from Wrestle Me This. Choo Choo Stu and Big B are still undergoing psychic evaluations after Dr Mikes visit.
This time around Raymond does not disappoint. You can hear DK laughing from beginning to end.
Here is a sample of topics...
Rays hot wife and cruising around to Frank Zappa.
Old time telephones and young people today.
DK insists again that Raymond reminds him of Isaac from Children of the Corn.
The difference between the Amish and the Mennonites and so much more.
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Next week the party continues with the return of Patrick Henry an Englishman in the USA
Plus the endless summer of give aways continues for our live audience!
The Endless Summer Beach Party continues and this week we are going even more global then usual. This week Drew Carson is live in Studio from Scotland. We discuss several topics including.
Mind Garden on Amazon Prime
The Drew Carson show
Orchid Grove Audio Drama
Then its on to the weird news. This week we have
Florida man throws feces at judge during trial, misses — and is acquitted
Police: Alleged Copper Thief Electrocutes Himself, Dies
Alabama Man On The Lam Insists He Didn't Give Meth To 'Attack Squirrel'
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Congratulations to Rosie and Mike Jolitz....your prizes are in the mail
Stay tuned for next weeks give aways!!
Let the madness begin! We kick off our second annual Endless Summer Beach Party with none other than the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool. We start the show with Stu broadcasting from what appears to be a porno casting couch. Anyways we digress
First up we are searching for customer service from TLC Pearls so we call the number and we reach a call center in India, Salami Kar Po Po is the one that answers.
Choo Choo Stu tells us about an English delicacy called suet.
Well we start with this FLORIDA MAN ACCUSED OF STEALING POOL FLOATS SAYS HE DID IT FOR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION 'INSTEAD OF RAPING WOMEN What Stu has in store for us is another story all together.
Driver Accused Of Hitting Squad Car While Looking For 'Saved By The Bell' Clip On Phone
Drunk man terrorizes streets of small Polish town in Soviet tank
All this and so much more on this weeks show.
Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 8pm eastern 5pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com we also are heard on Raw Talk Online and Radio Haver in Scotland.
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Next weeks special guest all the way from Scotland is Drew Carson.
Its a special Friday night show and you know we are ready for the weekend. Choo Choo Stu is kicked out of his log cabin has we return to our routes on good ole Urine Stench Alley. We decide that Sir Big B should have a pewter statue in his honor, and google maps should consider this an English land mark.
Justine Bieber has challenged Tom Cruise to a UFC fight and we relive epic celebrity battles of the past. In honor of Tom Cruise, DK announces that Stu and Big B will square off in Scientology trivia later in the show.
In response to the men's slapping competition, we learn there is now a low blow booty slapping championship in Siberia. Well you know we will need to take a deep dive on this one.
Also on this weeks episode
Arizona man gets bit while trying to barbecue a rattlesnake and
Florida man steals car, kills dog chases man with ax, found naked in chicken coop.
We are just one week away from our Endless Summer Beach Party 2. We are planning on bringing in some special guests and more major announcements during our favorite season.
We will also be continuing with our weekly give aways to people attending the shows live. This week we let the listeners name the episode and the crew voted on the winner. Congratulations Rich. Your Cave Crew Radio Mug is in the mail!!!
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We are back and to start the show it is just Big B and DK. We decide to hold a contest with our live audience to see what time Stu will appear on air. Well it turned out Eric Evil was our winner and we have shipped him a Cave Crew Radio T Shirt of his choice. All our merchandise is available at http://www.cavecrewradio.com Be listening all summer as we intend to have more great giveaways.
The show starts with a story about some Canadian professors that believe Dodge Ball is bullying. We dive into this as well as the current state of inclusiveness in society.
While we are waiting for Stu, Big B shows some pictures and we have questions about a sauce that is simply labelled hot. Once Stu arrives we get our answer, even if its not the one we want to here.
From here on out the show is dedicated to a deep dive into glory holes. Who is the pusher and who is the person that just opens their mouths. How is this arrangement made. Who sets up the glory hole. What are the rules of glory hole. You are going to learn more than you want to about glory holes on this weeks show but it will be fun. That much we can promise.
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Coming June 20 with new contests, guests and more
Its a full show for you this week. First DK has another package arrived and is going to open it on air. Then the conversation switches to products from China and according to Big B their weapons are of the highest quality. Enjoy has we see some of his samples that he ordered from China,
Choo Choo Stu is back from France and he has purchased a new guitar. A friend of his is having an album release party. DK thinks the music is catchy so he plays a clip for the audience.
There is big news from the UK this week with the birth of a new baby. Behold Prince Archie. If you want to hear about all the latest Royal news, you know you have come to the right place.
Also on tap this week:
A man in New Zealand excepts a bet. All he has to do is sit on a bee's nest.
Meet Pee and Poo the new mascots in Vancouver to educate us on things you can and cant flush down the toilet.
We hit the jackpot this week in Florida news. A woman is hiding an alligator in her yoga pants, a fart at the Dollar Store escalates, a man slams his lawn mower into a cop car, and another man is arrested for an "I eat ass" sticker on his pick up.
Wait there is more
Keeping on topic of bee's. DK gives Choo Choo and Big B a quiz to check their knowledge, and Choo Choo Stu tells us all about the Vomit Squad on the subway.
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Until next time!
How do we get even crazier then we already are. How about a special Friday night show. Big B has mailed us a present, Choo Choo Stu has received his in England. But DK's arrived has an empty envelope. Yet another scandal! Who stole DK's present. This year at the allotment we are growing Big B;s Beets and DK's Jerkin Gherkins. Anyway we digress. Here is what we have on this weeks show.
There is now a condom that takes 4 hands to open. That is leading the way for the no means no movement.
We have located a couple of churches. The first is removing sexual demons from the members. The second is a pastor that says all sodomites will get cancer and have flames shooting out their butt hole. We have audio of both.
This week in Florida, we have 4 stories. First up 3 women air drying at rest stop take cops on high speed chase. Next a man is accused of shop lifting days after buying 8 million dollar island. Then Florida man dies after winning roach eating contest, and finally a man is charged after being charged for the murder of his girlfriend by choking her during oral sex.
Wait there is more. Toddler locks mothers I phone for 45 years, and your google home device is listening in on you.
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This week in the cave we kick things off with Big B telling us a story about a recent visit to the doctor for some routine testing. A mystery unfolds as we try to discover how his urine has gone missing. DK, Choo Choo Stu and the listeners try to peace this puzzle together and figure out the possible destinations of Big B's missing pee.
There is no new drink this week being created so we decide to talk about our favorite beverage beer. Hear the favorites and opinions from Canada, the USA and England.
Then its time for a little bit of politics. Big B talks Cohen, DK talks Wilson-Raybold and Stu reviews Brexic.
Speaking of beer DK brings up a story about a new Lucky Charms Flavored beer.
During CCR Live PD we have 2 stories. First up a brawl at a buffet in Alabama over crab legs leads to arrest of 2 patrons, and a delivery driver in Tennessee is arrested after dipping his balls in salsa because of a small tip and he tapes it for Facebook.
Also on this weeks show
Americans excessive use of toilet paper is destroying the forests in Canada
A parrot is stuck on a roof and is not responding nicely to its rescuers.
All this and so much more.
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Big B is at a Jewish wedding and Stu is not available. So DK takes to the airwaves solo for This Week in Weird News. DK takes us on trip around the world with some of the strangest news of the week. He is joined by a full and fun chat room and Al the producer comes into chat.
College student eats his exes fish and sends her a picture of his poop. "I found your fish"
A womans dry eyes is treated with erectile dysfunction cream.
Energy drink pulled off shelf because of prolonged erections
Substitute teacher poops and rubs it all over picnic tables.
and a lottery ticket mix up in the biggest way.
We also end up playing finish this nursery rhyme.
All in all it was great fun. Will DK do it again? Perhaps.
Cave Crew Radio Episode 24
There is no one named Mike in ChinaTime: 06/22/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well its the first show of summer kids and this show is sizzling with crazy crew antics. This week we recognize a hero in our ranks. It appears that Choo Choo Stu while out for a swift half of a shandy, rescued the Princess Mortlock and saved the day. Also on tap Selfie Sticks and the crimes they commit and Big B's thoughts on punishment. We talk scary movies and a chap that had a heart attack because he was so scared, we are in search for a show DJ and we debut one from an insane asylum on the Isle of Shepley. Then its the return of Call a Random Chinese Restaurant. Our target this week is Albuquerque, New Mexico. Big B and Stu both take a shot at it, but its Stu's last call you are going to want to hear. DK finally receives his shirt, both boys are waiting for their limited edition Choo Choo Stu mugs, and so much more. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and also on CCR TV on you tube. All our apparel is from our sponsor Unworked Apparel. Catch you next week for a special Thursday edition of the show.
Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 21
Doo Doo Stu and a ripped apart fireplace part 2
Guest Carla and Erik the SwedeTime: 06/01/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well nothing ventured nothing gained cave dwellers, so we are hitting this one again. This week it is the return of our resident Bronie Erik the Swede, for some more adventure into the world of My Little Pony. While sipping on some Zambuka, Erik explains how a fellow bronie is kidnapping him this weekend and this week we learn about the Pega-Sisters. Then its our good friend Carla. We are just checking in on her war against the transgender bathroom issues and the Bowel Movement of Solidarity. Also on tap we have a couple of cat issues disrupting the show, a whale vomit beer in Australia, Choo Choo Stu has written a song for the show, and chef Stu tells us all about pig cheeks. Cave Crew Radio is heard live every Wednesday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and check out our sponsor at Unworked Apparel at www.unworkedapparel.com
CCR 2016 Episode 13 Mr X. London here....tossing at the front of the train
Special guest Mr X and Robert Q
|Time: 04/06/2016 09:00 PM EDT|
Episode Notes: This week DK, Choo Choo, and Big B are joined by well some very special guests. Mr X and his gang from the Bella Terra Mobile Park Estates invades the show. Mr X is the voice behind all the characters on the Angry Old Man Podcast. http://www.angryoldmanpodcast.com We start by having a little chat with Robert Q when low and behold the whole gang pops in to say hello. DK needs to side track things for a second to question Stu about a Thai restaurant in England called Robin Hood. After a short break we convince Mr X to partake in some spirits with the crew, and he pours a glass of straight vodka. All laughs aside, come listen to a great interview and learn how he makes the show, how the characters were created, and all the work that goes into a production like this. There is some talk about the radio biz and the state of pod casting. All and all a very fun show. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com See ya next week
Cave Crew Radio 2016 bonus
A really special, fun, bonus show
Time: 03/17/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well look at this. 2 shows in one week. Well you see, Sir Big B requested it because he could not attend last nights show. Apparently he has a lot to say. We recap the subjects we addressed (Listen to CCR 2016 Eps 10 Gators and penatrators). We talk about the gator lady, traveling to Florida, Choo Choo's birthday, going to a metal concert when you are old and some other stuff. Then just for Big B we do another new segment of This week with Alex. Lets not forget the masturbating ninja. Listen in for this special and very fun and very very exciting show. Check us out at www.cavecrewradio.com See ya!
Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 10 Gators and penatretors
Special guest: Matt Vanderpool the man of 1000 voices
Time: 03/16/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well golly do we have a show for you. DK and Choo Choo Stu are in the house. Tonight we look back at the one year birthday since the creation of Choo. Listen in has DK explains his fear of Pillsbury biscuits. We interview Mary Thorn who owns a pet alligator, that is sensitive to the sun and dines at the table. We almost forgot to mention that the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool joined the party. He gives his speech for the golden anus award. Then a new segment this week with Alex. Alex teaches food safety. More talk about good ole Finland and it wouldnt be a show if we did not address butt chugging. Cave Crew Radio is recorded live every Wednesday at 9pm eastern at www.cavecrewradio.com available where ever good podcasts are free. Catch you on the flip flop.
Bartholomew the birthday clown
Cave Crew Radio Episode 9 A naked police chief in a special sauna
Time: 03/09/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: We are back and we have clearly lost our marbles this week. Its DK, Sir Big B and Choo Choo Stu in studio this week. So why was the Duke absent last week. Then we turn to Queens, New York for a story about a spa and underwater sex. Stu then begins to tell us a story about saunas in Finland and a naked police chief. Last weeks segment on butt plugs was so enticing we decided to bring it up again. Bad decision. Also both Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan have their penises all over the headlines. Apparently orgasmic meditation is a thing, and the Prime Minister of Piss addresses Parliament. Cave Crew Radio is recorded live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com we are also available on Tunein andGoogle Play. Next week. A special