Time: 12/21/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Well the festive season has arrived and Sir Big B, Choo Choo Stu and DK give their little Christmas special -Are you ready for the big day -Christmas in the USA, England, and Canada -What is boxing day? -Liquid Ass saves the day -The Santa hating pastor -DK performs a night before Christmas -Breaking news at the allotment Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com
Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 10---A delivery driver named Hu?
Welcome back cave dwellers. Tonight its SirBig B, DK, and the return of Choo Choo Stu.
**Shoveling snow by country
**I see dead people, sleeping with ghosts
**A hairless ass
**Chopping the flour and other workplace abuse
**Prank calls....Bitcoin Pizzaria and trying to find my Chinese Food
**Mario Batali is bad
Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday nights at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com
Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Ep9 A bottomless vagina
Time: 12/07/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back! This week Big B and DK are joined by Patrick "Grease the piggy" Henry. The English man wandering New York. We talk about new born babies, and tasting breast milk. There is the legend of the rabbit in the hat, a blue tooth cock ring, and we even get a lesson in bitcoin. Since encouraging listener mail, Big B gets excited until someone says he smells like crab cakes. Choo Choo Stu is away on assignment but he manages to submit a prank call about bad messages inside of fortune cookies, and there are allotments in New York City! All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday night on www.cavecrewradio.com at 9pm eastern, 6pm pacific. Love us or hate us, drop us a line at cavecrewradio@gmail.com Keep your ears on!
Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 8--A cross dresser and a ballroom dancer
Well everyone this it....the first time Choo Choo Stu and CJ Ripka are live and in studio together, since this whole mania thing began. But we will get back to that later. Big B is stuck in New York traffic. So Yonkers first son Al The Producer fills in. We talk about Stu's new OCD neighbor, Its C K Lewis who cant stop touching his privates, oh and the top public masturbators of all time! Alright its time. The official contract signing. CJ Ripka comes out of the gates, dressed for the part with lube in hand. Then its Choo Choo Stu with his own rebuttal and an exclusive original song! We dont reveal the details, but they both except. 90 minutes of one on one challenges live next week. November 23rd, Thanksgiving night. Live 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific only on www.cavecrewradio.com A very special thanks to Distraction Poiints Al the producer for his announcing skills and filling in. Until next time....keep your ears on!
Choo Choo Mania
Welocome to Choo Choo Mania. The long awaited event. The showdown between Choo Choo Stu and C J Ripka!
Sir Big B and DK are your hosts, with very special guest Al the Announcer
7 Events are planned for our contestants. Here they are, but you will need to listen to truly understand
1 Beer chugging contest......who draws first blood
2 Trivia Contest..............The game master has something up his sleeve
3 Prank Calls......P I Z Z A
4 Instrumental national anthems
5 Shakespear play
6 Take The Bait
7 UFO hotline
We leave you with that.....untill next time
Keep your ears on!
Title: Cave Crew Radio- Choo Choo Stu Mania Preview Show
Time: 11/16/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Well everyone this it....the first time Choo Choo Stu and CJ Ripka are live and in studio together, since this whole mania thing began. But we will get back to that later. Big B is stuck in New York traffic. So Yonkers first son Al The Producer fills in. We talk about Stu's new OCD neighbor, Its C K Lewis who cant stop touching his privates, oh and the top public masturbators of all time! Alright its time. The official contract signing. CJ Ripka comes out of the gates, dressed for the part with lube in hand. Then its Choo Choo Stu with his own rebuttal and an exclusive original song! We dont reveal the details, but they both except. 90 minutes of one on one challenges live next week. November 23rd, Thanksgiving night. Live 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific only on www.cavecrewradio.com A very special thanks to Distraction Poiints Al the producer for his announcing skills and filling in. Until next time....keep your ears on!
Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 7 Gumtree Sodomites
Time: 11/09/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Here we go! Stu is back and he has a lot to talk about. There is some news from the good ole allotment, it seems like the gypsies are gone. Then he tells us about his adventure among the trash. But after that the fun really starts. Choo Choo must answer the to the first annual Choo Choo Mania, after Big B decided he and Choo Choo Ripka needed to fight for the name. The event will take place live on Thursday November 23rd. Thanksgiving night! Right here on www.cavecrewradio.com. DK calls to order the highest court of urine stench alley. To bring a case before Sir Big B. It appeared that Jason Marshal and former UFC Champion Dan the Beast Severn kicked Stu of Jasons show. Oh we have proof. How about a bride running down a preist or a satanic tree? Cave Crew Radio has now been syndicated on 2 new stations. Mile hi Radio and the I95 Sports Network. Stay tuned for more details. Until next time. Keep your ears on.
Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Ep6 ménage de poo
Time: 11/02/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Choo Choo Stu is away on special assignment. So we bring in the Bogaton Bad Guy CJ Ripka. Host of Raw and Real and Grit and Grace. All starts off normal enough has Big B, DK, CJ chat. That is until.......there was a vicious legal battle between Siamese twins and masturbating, warning! This ones hard to go. There is a guy arrested for selling farts in a jar, or the guy high on Ecstasy having sex with an electric fence, or maybe the witches that stole penises and kept them has pets? Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and catch CJ over at http://www.ripkamedia.com/index.html Until next week. Keep your ears on!
Cave Crew Radio Scarefest! 2017
Time: 10/26/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Its Halloween! Its time to be scared like only we can do it. in our own hilarious way. Tonight DK is running behind schedule so Sir Big B and Choo Choo Stu are joined by, Elton Scarrarrow, Old Man Farrow, Dr Pong, and Skully Woodburger from the Deli on the Roof. Author of the horror novel Crone, Maria Mayer is our special guest co host. Not only does she tell us about the novel. Maria tells us stories about working in the morgue in Michigan.Kerosene and maggots, dead people with boners and does embalming fluid kill sperm? DK decides to make an appearance. We welcome Bill Lancaster from Cultured Bigfoot. Let the debate begin. DK, Maria, and Big B are ready for a debate. Watch the expert chased away. Topics include proof, is it real, is there a female Bigfoot, do they mate, and was that dude in Colorado really raped by a Sasquatch. After the fallout we continue the fun. Will Maria flash us on air? Did Choo Choo Stu have a costume? It was truly a monster mash! Cave Crew Radio airs live on www.cavecrewradio.com every Thursday at 9pm eastern. Season 4 continues next week. Hear you there!
CCR Season 4 Ep 5- The pimple of DK's butt
Time: 10/18/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Its a special Wednesday night edition of the show, has the boys count down to our Halloween special. This week Constable Carson calls Bill to help resolve the situation with the goat. Choo Choo Stu tells us about the magic water bottle soccer coaches use to heel injured players. We have another Twitter war on our hands. Something to do with Trump and a pimple on DK's butt. Big B decides to sumon Mama Kate to the highest court of Urine Stench Alley. DK tells a story about a man who has dug a tunnel from his home to the pub. All this and so much more on this fast paced episode. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com Stay tuned for next weeks scary scary show.
Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Ep4 Neon green undies
Time: 10/05/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: DK has been stung by a bee, and he has a story. We have a time traveler who has a dire warning, a mother in law who would like the groom to receive a blow job and a woman that gets bit by a copperhead at a popular restaurant. Big B calls his old friend Bill to see if he is ready to except some Syrian refugees and Choo Choo Stu keeps us up to date on all things London. We try to make a bunch of phone calls, but nobody is home including the 24 hour UFO hotline and the 24 hour transgender hotline. Oh well we will try again. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com Be sure to check us out on SirusXM on the Spoke app. Later!
Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Ep3 One tooth Jim and the horse manure election
Time: 09/28/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: There shall be no knees taken on this episode cave dwellers. We start off the show with a feisty round table discussion, with our take on the NFL players taking a knee. Hopefully we put this to bed. Then we talk about celebrity deaths. First Hugh Heffner the creator of Playboy magazine and then we talk about the tragic death of former guest and fake news maker, Paul Horner aka Fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin. We play a clip from Pauls appearance in the cave. We have a couple of vagina stories that are sure to tickle. Then we are off to the allotment for updates on the recent election. Finally we have a story of a couple that made a porno movie at a Burger King. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com.
Cave Crew Radio Season 4 Episode 2 A bus wanker and a Craigslist date
Time: 09/21/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: This week the boys are joined by the former serial dater. Erin Wotherspoon. She has a new video series she is releasing. Strange encounters from the internet. She gets people on Craigslist to come and do everyday things, and documents it on video. Big B is dealing with the UN meetings in New York and he is sick of his commute. Stu chimes in and tells stories of his journey on the bus. We are having some beers and having fun this week. Cave Crew Radio airs every Thursday live at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com. Be sure to check out Erin's new show. Strange encounters from the internet at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSLJnX8OkKaTzZDdo-yPX0A Remember we were weird before weird was cool.
Cave Crew Radio season 4 episode 1 Stu invades Canada
Time: 09/14/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Its going to break the internet. Yes this week Choo Choo Stu has traveled across the ocean and is live in Canada with DK. Stu tells us all about his experience in Canada, including peeing off a speed boat. Its been 4 weeks since the last show Big B is back in school and DK is going back to work. Stu tells the story of the Boarding Bangladesh pot washer. We introduce a new segment called the Sha Bang Bang Talent show. This week its Franky the weatherman vs the kid of 1000 voices. Who gets the gong and who moves on. Season 4 is in full swing, lots of big plans. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com
CCR 2K17 Episode 30 Dwarf Baby Bingo (Season Finale)
Time: 08/17/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: What a season it has been! This weeks show is our season finale. Joining DK, Sir Big B and Choo Choo Stu this week is the epic return of Eric the Equalizer. Big B and DK discuss how DK has gone clean shaven and Big B continues to grow his beard. Apparently Elton Guerrero has gone missing to leave us with a huge cliff hanger. We go to the highest court of Urine Stench Alley this week with Ashley Judd doing a Facebook Live from the airport. Did you know bikini butt charms are a thing now. Also on tap, Big B tells us about his stressful bus ride home, and a bride is impregnated by a dwarf stripper at her bachelor party. All which leads Stu to ask if we have ever indulged in midget porn. Its a show full of twist and turns, so hold on tight! Cave Crew Radio will return for season four on Thursday September 14th at 9pm eastern. Exclusivly broadcast on www.cavecrewradio.com The crew would just like to thank you for all your support over the past 3 seasons. Until we meet again, be sure to keep an eye on the Twitter and Facebook Groups. Its easy, just search Cave Crew Radio
CCR 2K17 Episode 29 Hot pole of man chicken
Time: 08/10/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers! We have a fun one for you this week. Jason Marshall from We Don't have Cookies is back with us this week. Big B brings us in to the quirky world of the Glendale Civic Group. Choo Choo Stu tells us about pickling shallots. We call an emergency session of the High Court of Urine Stench Alley. When Stu discovers some disturbing information about Jason. We decide that Jason is now a permanent resident of the cave, so he shall be known as Sir Stuns Alot. When the dust settles, Jason tells us all about a goth girl he used to date, and Stu gets excited. There are moo-moos , the Irish girl and the Indian guy, little piggy gets married and who will be the next king of England. Cave Crew Radio broadcasts live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com Be sure to check out Jason's show We Don't Have Cookies here http://wedonthavecookies.libsyn.com/ Next week is the last show of this season. Its going to be a big sendoff. Hear you there.
CCR 2K17 Episode 28 Milk in a bag with no cookies
Time: 08/03/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave. On this episode the boys are joined by Jason Marshal from We Don't Have Cookies, fresh off his second anniversary show. We begin by announcing it is #National Annoy Big B with random sound effects day, and oh boy is it annoying. This week, NASA is advertising a job to defend earth from aliens, a bride pulls a gun on the groom at a reception, a singer puts a hex on Trump and a Dukes of Hazard star is arrested for placing a finger in woman's butt crack. The gang is mesmerized has DK shows them how milk is stored in Canada. Also Big B gives a lesson in fart reaction, Stu is growing a Tom Selleck mustache and DK collects pop cans. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com You can listen to Jason Marshals, We don't have cookies here http://wedonthavecookies.libsyn.com/ Remember...We were weird, before weird was cool
CCR 2K17 Episode 27 Chinese Elvis and killer seagulls
Time: 07/27/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well it all starts off with Big B on a subway train.....He smells someone who has bad body odor. Let the stink begin! After the hosts are done trading their B.O. story's, we decide to see how Choo Choo Sue feels about the latest transgender headlines. Cue a Big B rant. Choo Choo meets the Japanese version of Freddy Mercury, and promises to get him on the show. We talk about a guy who goes to a Metallica concert and miss places his car, Justin Bieber rolls over a Pavarotti after church. Last but not least we have a story of a man arrested for chasing seagulls on a beach. Naked. Until next time. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com
CCR 2K17 Episode 26 Stu's juice is loose
Time: 07/20/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well then Big B is back from vacation in Mystic, Connecticut. He tells us about the terrible heat, the state of his living quarters and a robotic driving range. We discuss the recent parole hearing of OJ Simpson. A very special surprise guest arrives its Momma Kate. Who if you remember held court with Choo Choo Stu over a Twitter war. DK asked for pictures from the allotment, but Choo Choo Stu was unable to take them. He proceeds to tell us the story of the unpenetrable lock and the attack of the gypsies. We decide to broadcast in the dark, we think Stu is Doctor Who, and then Stu professes his love for Mamma Kate, Mamma B and sneaking up on Big B from behind. All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Twitter, search Cave Crew Radio. Until next time.
CCR 2K17 Episode 25 A piss bucket and soap on a rope w/Mike Jolitz
Time: 07/13/2017 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Its Choo Choo Stu and DK while Big B is on vacation with our special guest Mike Jolitz. We take a trip around the allotment with our quarterly news letter. Also why does Mike make that funny noise. A girl saves a fire with pee, a cop zaps a pool and there is a cool pool floaty. All this and so much more. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and check out the Mike Jolitz show at https://www.spreaker.com/user/mikejolitz Dont forget to like us on Twitter and Facebook search Cave Crew Radio