CCR2K17 Episode 2 I havent got scooby

Time: 01/12/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back to episode 2 of 2017. It appears at the beginning Stu is having audio problems yet again. So Big B and DK dig right in. We talk of a fugitive mafia leader from Italy with a permanent erection, the people of Florida have discovered a new drug, and where in the world is Waldo. Choo then returns to the fray with guitar in hand and starts to perform music for the boys and all of you. Stu attempts to tell us a story about Finland and Big B and DK try to figure out exactly what the point is. How is Big B doing consuming a shot of bourbon everyday? Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on http://www,cavecrewradio.com and please support the show on Patreon www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio

CCR2K17 Episode 1 A pantomime from Bogoton Columbia

Time: 01/05/2017 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Happy New Years Cave Dwellers we are back in studio for another year. Well it is no secret that Big B is the king of the rants it seems DK is about to lay the gauntlet down. He brings in an epic rant from old friend CJ Ripka from Raw and Real (http://www.ripkamedia.com) It seems CJ has an issue with Facebook and a radio station in Columbia. Choo Choo Stu has discovered that wifi is better than buying cables on Ebay. We welcome a new sponsor to the show. Also on tap, Neurologists discover a disease that revolves around twitter, a woman gives birth 4 times in 11 months, Mormons and Jehovah Witness duke it out in an airport, a school board introduces ping pong for credits, dwarfs are suing over acting jobs, and an English legend that involves hitting two bricks together. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live on Thursday nights at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com or on Youtube at Cave Crew TV. If you enjoy the show we are always open to your support at http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio Until next time...

Cave Crew Radio Episode 43 Committee #2 and carpet mulch

Time: 12/29/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: The Cave Crew says good by to 2016 but announces a return for next year. Tonight we review the holidays and discuss our Christmas. Choo Choo Stu drops out with yet more internet problems. Tonight we receive an email from the allotment. Also on tap, we change the way we judge inflation, a rock band plays at chicken chicken, the Russians have hacked a toy, and a man loses his pants chasing his car. Cave Crew Radio is heard live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com we are also on YouTube search Cave Crew TV. Donations are always appreciated. See you next year!

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 42 A toilet emergency and half a Christmas tree

Time: 12/22/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Well here we have arrived for our office holiday party, and what a show it is. Choo Choo Stu has begun the night with a little rumbling in his tummy. DK first has an issue with his mic, and then cuts off the sound of everyone else. But fear not! The show goes on. Choo Choo Stu was under strict rules to find a certain Christmas tree for the Mrs. Imagine the reaction from Big B and DK to see he has only half a tree. Other stories on tap include, poop in space, Johnny Manziel and Tim Tebow's life after football, a woman allergic to wifi, no more bells at Big Ben, and legalized sex in Canadian parks. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live Thursdays at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and just a reminder that 2017 is right around the corner and the production of the show does not come cheap. Would you consider becoming a partner. Check out http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio Next week we bid farewell to 2016. Hear you there!

Cave crew radio 2016 episode 41 James finds his tongue

Time: 12/15/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Its the return of Choo Choo Stu this week. So the whole crew is back in the saddle. Big B is delayed because of his Christmas party but the show goes on. DK is very upset about the cold and how some migrants are reacting to it. We have a new toy for our video and we are making the best of it. DK tells a story about a meat pie in England being sent into space. Choo Choo has recorded a couple of calls for us to listen to. One of his elderly aunt and another of him firing back at a telemarketer. We learn some more rules from the allotment. Then during Take the Bait the boys come fully loaded. Stories tonight include, a super honey that heals all, a woman who makes dolls is accused of human trafficking, the first Jewish veterinary clinic, carts with donkeys are fighting for their rights in Jamaica, Jose Consenco wants on Donald Trumps cabinet and there is a new dress code for NFL players attending court. Which ones are true and which are false? Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on Youtube. We thank everyone for their support of the show. If you would like to become a partner by donating go to the home page or visit http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 40 Piss glow and the 10 minute intro

Time: 12/08/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers. Choo Choo is on assignment at the allotment this week, so we bring in Chris "CJ" Ripka from Raw and Real to fill in. Chris is an expert in live and recorded video broadcasting. Check him out here www.ripkamedia.com There as been quite a bit of back and forth lately between CJ and Big B, mainly about our intro. This meeting between the two has been billed as a Titanic Ball Buster. Speaking of the intro, 3 years after it was composed and DK is shocked. Big B's youngest has had a visit with Santa. We have a spirited conversation about the gum you find in hockey cards. Choo Choo checks in for the allotment with promises of a big announcement in regards to our fund raising campaign. DK does not care to wait and promises something shall be done with a ghost pepper. We play Take the bait. Big B has a story about a guy who ships himself in a card board box and some girl named Bethany and a trip to an Indian reserve, and DK chats about STI and glowing beer. Its a barrel of laughs kids. Remember we are live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on You Tube. Its that time of year when all our bills are coming due, and equipment needs to be upgraded. Please consider donating to the show. http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio Later...

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Cave Crew Radio Episode 39 A burning heap of black stuff

Time: 12/01/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Hold on tight, there is lots going on in this episode. Make sure you stay until the end the last 30 minutes will have you in stitches. We start the show with Big B's son and Choo Choo's daughter both vomiting all over the house. Dirty sheets, milk curds you get the idea. We then reveal our note books and the secrets inside. We gain access to the minutes from a recent meeting at the allotment. It seems to leave more questions then answers, and what is it that brings the hosts to tears? There is another edition of Take the Bait. Tumble dryers, stray cats, Helen Keller is possessed, ghost peppers up your ass, humus kabobs, dial up internet and porn, metal coat hangers, and the dangers of licorice. Get our drift? Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on YouTube. We have set up a patreon account if you would like to support the show http://www.patreon.com/cavecrewradio

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 38 Masturbater, cracker eater

Time: 11/23/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all is not quiet in the cave. This week we do the first ever global cheer for Big B's birthday. Why is DK drinking water? Tonight after shooting the shit about nose spray addictions and other things, we have a fun filled politic free show ahead. First up its the return of Take the Bait (True or false news stories and we have a full house) Stories include, Willie Nelson being taken away by the government, Tom Cruise is building a bomb shelter, a computer for dogs, Dolly Parton is a whore, migrants revolt over Nutella, and the social network bandit. Remember dont use google. Then we arrive at the highest court of Urine Stench Alley. It appears Choo Choo Stu is being bullied by another show. Represented by the Magistrate DK they try to convince the good duke, that the code has been broken and they will charge with gross miss conduct. Does it go to trial? Then we have a visit from Andy, and we want to exchange care packages for the holidays. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on the new and improved www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on YouTube. Later....

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 37 I call Bull Shit

Time: 11/17/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: Welcome back this is the fallout show after the election and the 3 amigos are all in studio. Now that the dust is settled we take a look at some of the events over the past week in regards to the election. Stu and DK are having a hoot looking in from the outside and Big B needs to let off some steam. We debut a new segment Taking the bait. Where the hosts and the audience must tell if a story is fake or true. All 3 hosts interpret the rules differently and it goes sideways as usual. We meet a new friend Andy, hear about a snowflake society, riding on a double decker bus , and the down with Donald pin. We think Big B is suffering from Anti Anti Trump Syndrome and so much more. Cave Crew Radio is broadcast live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on Cave Crew TV on YouTube. See ya next week.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 (Election Special) Extra terrestrial election turrets

Time: 11/08/2016 09:00 PM EST
Episode Notes: A truly historic date deserves an equally epic show. Its a special Tuesday night edition of the cave. We are covering the biggest election in the modern age. Trump vs Clinton. Big B is providing updates on the election through out the show. DK is moderating and Choo Choo Stu is doing his thing. The man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool also stops by for this epic event. Aside from our political banter on the election we manage to bring you some other angles. What are Big B's snack and beverage choices, we bring you the ever popular Stu cam, when he decides to break in to his neighbors house for free wifi. We play a round of breaking news with Matty. A man with no legs and no arms is on the run, and a teacher gets a dildo stuck in her bumb. What is Stu planning on the allotment if Trump wins. Of course we give our predictions. Who wins the monkey or the goat. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday on www.cavecrewradio.com and on youtube Cave Crew TV

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep36 Rusty Rv and digestive turrets

Time: 11/03/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well the hiatus is over and some things are just worth the wait. DK, Big B and Choo Choo Stu arrive in the studio full of fire this week. We make our final predictions for the US presidential race and Big B has his first rant in a month. Then it appears that Choo Choo Stu has a rare digestive disorder and it makes for more fun in the studio. We then discuss Halloween and DK has an issue with some of the treats that are handed out. Then Choo Choo Stu tells us what its like at Sir Big B's house, all decked out in a robe and a Cravat. To restore order DK attempts to introduce 2 news stories about freaky pregnancies. Just then the boys decide they are going to make up the story from the headline. Choo's daughter gets pierced and DK's son is in a soccer tug of war, of course we play some wing sings for Big B and DK gives an update on the message potatoes. There is so much we couldn't squeeze it all in. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on youtube Cave Crew TV. We are also on Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the podcast radio network. See ya next week!

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep35 Wing sings Wissam jizzum

Time: 09/29/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave folks. Stu is back with DK and Big B feeling better than ever after his venture as a woman and a bout with the man flu. We kick of the show talking about sick days and wages in England, the USA, and Canada. But like always things take a delightful strange turn. DK plays another Wing song for Big B, and a new tune called Pen apple pineapple pen. We talk about a company that will send a potato with your message on it. Also there is a new mask out for Halloween and its a fully functional vagina mask, there is the lady who started a go fund me to support her move after she found 2 burglars having sex on her coach, and a woman who tried to stop a urine test by calling in a bomb threat. Cave Crew Radio is live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and replays Saturdays at 8pm on the Podcast Radio Network. Please be sure to join our Facebook group and check out video from our Youtube channel.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep34 Sound guy and the bot fly

Time: 09/22/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave everybody. This week Choo is out with the sniffles, so Big B and DK are joined by guest Jeff Gross. Jeff is a sound engineer in Hollywood and has worked on such films as Zombieland and Money Ball. First up we get an inside look at how the sound effects are made and come about in film. DK then dares to ask how they do the sound effects in porn. Let the fun begin. Big B has another disastrous commute home leading to some hate for the UN council, and DK is being tormented by a house fly. We have a story about a woman who is now farting out of her vagina and welcome to the world of egg plant flavored condoms. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and replays on the Podcast Radio Network on Saturdays at 8pm. Dont forget to check us out and subscribe on Youtube.

Cave Crew Radio Ep33 Pretty in pink and the color of money

Time: 09/15/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Well welcome back cave dwellers we have arrived after our 4 week summer break, to continue where we left off and to explore uncharted areas. Choo Choo Stu arrives in studio with a very shocking surprise for Big B and DK, all we can tell you is its very pink around the studio tonight. Big B has had plenty of time to consider his latest rant against society. A football player who refuses to stand for the national anthem is his latest target. We talk about a woman arrested for stealing 3 french fries, and another lady who had her pet rock stolen. Listen with us as DK just tries to digest what is happening to the show. Cave Crew Radio now airs live on Thursday nights at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on the Podcast Radio Network Saturdays at 8pm eastern. Please inquire about shirts and limited edition Choo Choo Stu mugs. We always need your support. Contact us to find out how you can help the show at cavecrewradio@gmail.com

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Ep32 Retarded beard oil

Time: 08/17/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back cave dwellers for this weeks episode. Choo Choo has a new microphone and its causing him some trouble at the start, but he recovers and joins us in studio. Tonight we look at a couple of strange teachers one who wanks off balloons to demonstrate static electricity and another that forgot her pants on her first day the job. We admire Big B's excellent beard and Stu informs us of an oil in England. DK then proceeds to play some clips of one of Big B's favorite radio stars. How does this end? Well we pick up the phone and call him of course. There is more talk of DK's recent obsession with tomatoes and his desire to raise money. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Wednesday at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and then again on Saturdays 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network.

Cave Crew Radio Episode 31 Bad Tomatoes and a #44

Time: 08/10/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back everyone. This weeks show gets a little strange. Big B starts things off with a story of a chap climbing a building in New York City. Choo Choo educates us on a garden he rents called an allotment. He tells of an altercation between his wife and the manager of the grounds. We then phone the President of the allotment to get his side of the story. We soon settle down and learn of an ATM that serves fresh pizza in Ohio. This leads into Stu telling us about his vending machine at work. We finally get back to some news out of Florida. Including a mother who drives her children to shoot bb guns at a homeless guy, a man who delivers pizza and fireworks to the lady of his dreams and a woman arrested for trying to inject an undercover cop with Botox. All this and some chatter about the Olympic games in Rio. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network. Remember in exchange for sending DK 5 dollars you will receive a tomato. Until next time, stay weird.

Time: 08/03/2016 09:00 PM EDT
Episode Notes: Welcome back dwellers for another sizzling episode of CCR. This week we are joined by comedian/radio host Steve Cooper from Cooper Talk Radio (www.coopertalk.net ) He hangs out with us for some laughs, tells us the story about his hat collection and we discuss his book Stop the Salt (www.stopthesalt.com) We discuss a new after school program that may be visiting your neighborhood, the USA mens basketball team has rented a cruise ship in RIO, and a man sits in a Chinese airport for 10 days waiting for his online bride. Also, Stu blacks out and DK's google shuts down. All in the middle of the show being reviewed. Cave Crew Radio airs live at 9pm eastern at www.cavecrewradio.com also on Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network. Until next time.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 29 Cooking tables with the pee pee boy

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 29
 Special guest Carla
Cooking tables with the pee pee boy

 Time: 07/28/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Welcome for a special Thursday night edition of the cave. The whole cast is back together for this blockbuster show. We start off by allowing our American host Big B to have his say about the Democratic convention. This of course leads to all kinds of side conversation has the Canadian and the Brit chime in. Then staying on course we welcome our dear friend Carla in the studio. After chatting Pokemon's and carrots she drops a bombshell on us about 2020. We cover a story about the Hibachi restaurant in Tennessee, where a woman claims she was sexually assaulted by a little toy named Pee Pee Boy. DK then decides talking about this is not enough and we call the restaurant for an on air interview. Finally , Choo Choo Stu after hearing last weeks show decides he wants to call a Chinese massage parlor. Our choice, the Happy Day Spa in Spokane, Washington. Were sorry if we ran a little long but we were having fun. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and on Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network. Be sure to take a look at our Youtube page for some CCR TV. Until next week...

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 28 Pierce the nipple of the kitchen steward

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 29
 Pierce the nipple of the kitchen steward

 Time: 07/20/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Welcome to the show folks. The Big B has returned from Maine with a vengeance. This week Choo Choo is away in Spain. First Big B tells us about his drive thru New Hampshire and then DK gets started on the Pokemon's again. But this time he has invented his own game to counteract it. We talk about strange sex toy accidents and yes there are beats bullets , electric toothbrushes and something called a Jack Rabbit the ripper involved. Then the boys take to the phones in Vancouver, Canada. First DK decides he needs a job and has an interesting approach. Then Big B introduces us to Pierre Lacroix a guy who wants to learn the trade at a Chinese massage parlor. Cave Crew Radio airs live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and Saturdays at 8pm eastern on the Podcast Radio Network.

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 27 Bonkers in Yonkers

Cave Crew Radio 2016 Episode 27 Bonkers in Yonkers
 Guest host Uncle Albert

 Time: 07/13/2016 09:00 PM EDT
 Episode Notes: Welcome back to the cave. Big B is vacationing in Maine so we ask Uncle Albert from Yonkers to join Choo Choo Stu and DK. We explore what this Pokemon Go fuss is all about, with Stu's first hand report. A young lady in Pennsylvania was arrested for having loud sex, Stu introduces us to a new British swear term, woman crashes into a house while praying, we call the Fappy hotline and Stu bumps his head. This week in call a random Chinese restaurant we call San Jose, California. Cave Crew Radio is live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and replayed on the Podcast Radio Network Saturdays at 8pm eastern.